(Talking about moving beds up the tiny staircase.)
Ben: We had to cut her boxspring in half.
Jon: You braced it, right?
Ben: I used a hinge.
Jon: Did you use two hinges?
Ben: I used a hinge. She hasn’t fallen through her bed yet.
Sergio: Who here doesn’t think nipples are important?
Ben: They’re like little eyes.
Sergio: Always looking in opposite directions.
Jon: Like an antelope.
(In a discussion about exotic diseases, leading to diseases from Europa.)
Sergio: It’d be cool to have life in our solar system.
Jon: Even if it’s microbial?
Ben: Now you can get space herpes!
Jon: We’ll call it sperpes.
(Ben is moving to Seattle)
Simiao: How long have you lived in Pittsburgh?
Ben: 6 and a half years.
Simiao: How can you not be sentimental?
Jon: It’s Pittsburgh.
Ben: You go, Will. Stick to your guns. Cling to your guns.
Jon: Let them caress you in the night.