Amber: To Leo!
Eric: It sounds like you’re toasting Toledo.
Dan: I will not toast Toledo.
Amber: Where are all the people?
rlambert: I’m not willing to have more children than hands
Eric: That’s the great thing: every one is another two hands
Eric: The nice thing about California is they’re required to have free air and water. Well, compressed air. The stuff at atmospheric pressure is free at all gas stations.
Eric: Kilts are manly!
Vicki: Women in miniskirts are manlier than all y’all.
Paul: That’s what I tell them.
(Discussing breakfast options)
Eric: Toast with awesome things on it. Like naked ladies.
Dan: Wouldn’t the toast be on them? Like pasties? Should we just call them toasties?
Eric: Play your 8 of clubs, Dan!
(Dan plays it)
Eric: Thank you! Do I have to do everything for you?
Dan: I would prefer that.