Anagrams

Quote

SoAL Gilder: O.o
Elenya DoUrden: o.O
Elenya DoUrden: .oO
SoAL Gilder: lol
SoAL Gilder: .Oo
SoAL Gilder: Oo.
SoAL Gilder: oO.
SoAL Gilder: i eat cake
SoAL Gilder: taei kaec
SoAL Gilder: take ciae
SoAL Gilder: taki caee
SoAL Gilder: i take eca
SoAL Gilder: i take ace
SoAL Gilder: 😀
Elenya DoUrden: darn you
SoAL Gilder: your dna
SoAL Gilder: ….ty doesnt get it
Elenya DoUrden: LOL
Elenya DoUrden: because you’re not telling him what you’re doing
SoAL Gilder: lol
Elenya DoUrden: ‘i drink piss’, huh?
Elenya DoUrden: no wonder he’s confused
SoAL Gilder: it was his!
SoAL Gilder: he said “i drink piss”
SoAL Gilder: and i played with it
SoAL Gilder: ….
SoAL Gilder: THAT SOUNDS WRONG

Anagrams

Quote

SoAL Gilder: I eat cake
SoAL Gilder: Take CIA-e
SoAL Gilder: I take ace
TYteStuff1126: …
SoAL Gilder: Darn you
SoAL Gilder: your DNA
TYteStuff1126: i drink piss?
SoAL Gilder: drink is sip
SoAL Gilder: 😀
SoAL Gilder: i drink piss
TYteStuff1126: andyou eat shit?
SoAL Gilder: ….
SoAL Gilder: ummm
TYteStuff1126: i gargle puke
SoAL Gilder: ……….
SoAL Gilder: im just playing with letter orders
TYteStuff1126: ok
TYteStuff1126: i eat cake….let’s see
SoAL Gilder: taei kaec
SoAL Gilder: 😛
TYteStuff1126: i cake tea
SoAL Gilder: lol
TYteStuff1126: i ace kate
SoAL Gilder: oohhhh
SoAL Gilder: go you 🙂
SoAL Gilder: how was she?
TYteStuff1126: lol

Away

Quote

Elenya DoUrden: youleft me AGAIN
Elenya DoUrden: you dare you
Elenya DoUrden: oops
Elenya DoUrden: how*?
Elenya DoUrden: oi
Elenya DoUrden: nevermind, i’m not in the mood.
Elenya DoUrden: hello?
Elenya DoUrden: can we be friends?
Elenya DoUrden: i can be a good friend
Elenya DoUrden: i listen well
Elenya DoUrden: sometimes…
Elenya DoUrden: unless i’m talking
Elenya DoUrden: i love everybody
Elenya DoUrden: but they think i’m crazy nuts
Elenya DoUrden: but they love me too
Elenya DoUrden: tee hee!
Elenya DoUrden: even michael manhart
Elenya DoUrden: he’s my section leader
Elenya DoUrden: damn euphoniums
Elenya DoUrden: from the greek ‘euphonius’ = ‘sweet sounding’
Elenya DoUrden: tee hee again!
Elenya DoUrden: are you there?
Elenya DoUrden: i miss you
Elenya DoUrden: my brother is in 7th grade
Elenya DoUrden: wow, huh?
Elenya DoUrden: where’s the time go?
Elenya DoUrden: i saw mrs torak in a bookstore the other day
Elenya DoUrden: it was pretty cool
Elenya DoUrden: i like her
Elenya DoUrden: do dee do…
Elenya DoUrden: doo dee doo, actually, if i want to get the sylables right
Elenya DoUrden: but i don’t
Elenya DoUrden: ’cause i don’t really care
Elenya DoUrden: my friend wants to take his 15 year old girlfriend to england for their two year anniversary next year.
Elenya DoUrden: people are so serious about relationships at our age!
Elenya DoUrden: seriously, we’re not even 18 yet…
Elenya DoUrden: well, he is, but so?
Elenya DoUrden: shannon wants to live with her bf when she graduates
Elenya DoUrden: isn’t it a bit much?
SoAL Gilder: im back 🙂
SoAL Gilder: ummm…. O.o

Bang

Quote

SoAL Gilder: ill just call you Kat
Elenya DoUrden: sure
Elenya DoUrden: what else would you call me?
Elenya DoUrden: besides dead sexy?
SoAL Gilder: lol dunno
SoAL Gilder: hahahaha
SoAL Gilder: kat, i want you
SoAL Gilder: i want your hot bod
Elenya DoUrden: oh HELL yes
Elenya DoUrden: i’m too sexy for you
SoAL Gilder: i want to lay you on my bed and pound away at you
Elenya DoUrden: you couldn’t handle me
SoAL Gilder: with a hammer…..
SoAL Gilder: 😛
Elenya DoUrden: LOL
Elenya DoUrden: that was really good
Elenya DoUrden: i like
SoAL Gilder: thx?
Elenya DoUrden: now i need to watch my back for hammers…
Elenya DoUrden: that must mean i’m pretty tired
Elenya DoUrden: i’m not going to be able to stop laughing
SoAL Gilder: go to bed
Elenya DoUrden: only with you, my dear
SoAL Gilder: oohhh

Dinner

Quote

breakmybrain: did you just eat fries for dinner?
SoAL Gilder: no!
SoAL Gilder: im not that dumb!
breakmybrain: ok
SoAL Gilder: i had a diet coke too
SoAL Gilder: and ketsup
breakmybrain: you need fruits and veggies!
SoAL Gilder: ketsup = tomatoes = fruit
breakmybrain: lie
SoAL Gilder: potatoes = veggie and starch
SoAL Gilder: all good
breakmybrain: you need something green
breakmybrain: like mold or boogers
SoAL Gilder: i drank out of a green cup
SoAL Gilder: good enough
SoAL Gilder: and i think the cup was moldy
breakmybrain: coulda been
SoAL Gilder: i dont wash my cup very well
SoAL Gilder: my carpet is growing mushrooms…
SoAL Gilder: maybe ill make pizza
breakmybrain: I just looked for the appropriate smiley face
breakmybrain: but there were none throwing up

OutOfMemoryError

Quote

Alan: im curious… what happens if you catch an OutOfMemoryError
Alan: will the program just grind to a halt?
matts0226: possibly
matts0226: try it
Alan: i will sometime
Alan: 🙂
Alan: and just make a loop that creates objects
matts0226: yeah
matts0226: do it recursively
Alan: Object[] objs = new Object[Integer.MAX_VALUE];
matts0226: YES!
matts0226: that’d be great]
Alan: then for (int i=0; i

Dead

Quote

Alan: *is dead*
Alan: *is rotting*
Echidnapi: crap
Echidnapi: not on my sanebow
Alan: *flies buzz around*
Echidnapi: *kicks it off*
Alan: *is rotting under your sanebow*
Alan: *rot rot rot*
Alan: *decompose decompose*
Echidnapi: hmm..well, something will grow there I guess
Echidnapi: at some point
Alan: *big thorny bush grows through sanebow and splits it in 2*
Alan: *grow grow*
Alan: *split split*
Echidnapi: thats a lot of splitting and thorn bushes
Alan: yeah
Alan: what about the dead birds on your sanebow?
Alan: theyre still there
Echidnapi: meh, thats fine
Alan: cute little birdies crawling with maggots
Alan: maggots eating your sanebow
Alan: *eat eat*
Alan: speaking of which, i should go eat eat

Bomb

Quote

Alan: i have a package
Alan: gotta go back to UC
Alan: >_< Echidnapi: oooooh Alan: eh ill get it tomorrow Echidnapi: cool Echidnapi: ah, oh well, probably was a bomb anyways Echidnapi: if there are people watching aim traffic Echidnapi: BOMB Echidnapi: ASSASINATION Echidnapi: KABOOM Echidnapi: PACKAGE Alan: O.o Alan: O.o Echidnapi: err *cough* Alan: *thwaks* Echidnapi: I saw a dog sniffing the bleachers, I assume for bombs, probably not for crack cocaine Alan: yeah Alan: we went to the second floor doherty Alan: to get a vintage point for pictures Alan: theres a womans bathroom overlooking the area Echidnapi: got to see the bomb checkers? Alan: there was an armed guard preventing people from using the bathroom Alan: -_- Echidnapi: ooooooooooooh

Finger

Quote

matts0226: i got it by (i hate saying this)….fingering you
Alan: ah
matts0226: that’s…..so…..WRONG!
Alan: hmmm
matts0226: you kjnow you wanna finger sg2e
matts0226: go on…do it
Alan: what?
matts0226: you know you wanna finger sg2e
Alan: sg2e?
matts0226: yes
Alan: ok…
Alan: its just his info
Alan: nothing special
Alan: Stephen Garoff
Alan: physics
Alan: chem e
matts0226: yes
matts0226: OMG alan fingered garoff!
matts0226: that’s so nasty man!
Alan: lol
matts0226: you’re sick!
Alan: 😛
Alan: ill finger you next if you dont stop
matts0226: don’t come near me
Alan: 😛
matts0226: you must have done it before
Alan: *fingers msarnoff*
Alan: you have office hours? O.o
matts0226: er, yes
Alan: A- blood
matts0226: right
Alan: sex only when you dont have homework due
matts0226: and yes, i have homework due. don’t get any ideas
Alan: amazing what you can find out by fingering someone
matts0226: GOOD GOD
Alan: ?
matts0226: someone has an account with username “me”
matts0226: so you can type “Finger me”!