Dinner

breakmybrain: did you just eat fries for dinner?
SoAL Gilder: no!
SoAL Gilder: im not that dumb!
breakmybrain: ok
SoAL Gilder: i had a diet coke too
SoAL Gilder: and ketsup
breakmybrain: you need fruits and veggies!
SoAL Gilder: ketsup = tomatoes = fruit
breakmybrain: lie
SoAL Gilder: potatoes = veggie and starch
SoAL Gilder: all good
breakmybrain: you need something green
breakmybrain: like mold or boogers
SoAL Gilder: i drank out of a green cup
SoAL Gilder: good enough
SoAL Gilder: and i think the cup was moldy
breakmybrain: coulda been
SoAL Gilder: i dont wash my cup very well
SoAL Gilder: my carpet is growing mushrooms…
SoAL Gilder: maybe ill make pizza
breakmybrain: I just looked for the appropriate smiley face
breakmybrain: but there were none throwing up

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