Keith (singing): Death and destruction, incredible suction.
Keith: It’s called ‘The Earth got stuck in a vacuum.'”
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Scrabble
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Tim: Keith put the “ofa” in “sofa.” Aww, you took my spot.
Keith: Were you going to put the “oup” in “soup?”
Later…
Keith: So putting the “ofa” in “sofa” was a good idea?
Tim: Always
Keith: I guess that’s better than putting the “ouch” in “couch.”
Later…
Tim: Your sofa ruins everything, Keith!
Radio star
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Keith: Compilers kill the radio star.
Bad
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Alan: I’m bad at these.
Keith: I’m bad too. We’re all bad. Let’s have a bad party.
Pokewalker
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(Talking about gaming a Pokewalker)
Alan: What are some things that shake up and down?
Keith: You could put it in the dryer.
Chainsaw
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Keith: I’m sorry, my chainsaw impression isn’t very good, is it?
Context
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Alan: Did you use t at all in the open of the application judgement?
Keith: I don’t know.
Alan: Didn’t you do it already?
Keith: I don’t know, I don’t know. I have no context. It’s like I’ve been closure-converted and my closure is out on the heap. I’m just code that has invalid references. … … …
Earth day
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ima2ba: I was going to pay for a bus…
ima2ba: but then the bus driver was like, no you don’t need to pay…
ima2ba: And I was like, oh, okay.
ima2ba: And he was like, it’s Earth day. All buses in the Seattle area are free on Earth day.
ima2ba: Crazy liberal states.
Oyster
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Keith: The world is a bad oyster.
Keith: You can sing about better days, when the world was your oyster.
Ray Tracer
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Keith: It’s the ray tracer song!
Keith (singing): Ray tracer, lalalalala! Ray tracer. La, nyuh nyuh nyuh.
Alan: It should be the ray tracer is done song. I’d like that better.
Keith (singing): It is doneeee, it is doneeee…