Tim: WOULD YOU LIKE A TINY UMBRELLA?
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Babies
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Tim: Did you know all food at India Garden is made from ground babies? Democratic babies too. Just trying to add more controversy. And they fry food in democratic baby blood. If I’m elected… I’d be surprised.
Goddess
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Tim: On my list of things I want to be when I grow up, I don’t think “Domestic Goddess” is on there… or near the bottom.
Hair
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Tim: I’m not related to my dad. We have different hair shapes.
Scrabble
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Tim: Keith put the “ofa” in “sofa.” Aww, you took my spot.
Keith: Were you going to put the “oup” in “soup?”
Later…
Keith: So putting the “ofa” in “sofa” was a good idea?
Tim: Always
Keith: I guess that’s better than putting the “ouch” in “couch.”
Later…
Tim: Your sofa ruins everything, Keith!
Broken glass
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Tim: I LIKE BROKEN GLASS IT MAKES MY NOSE TICKLE
Intestines
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Ian: Yeeeah, now it looks like I’ve got intestines coming out of the ground.
Ian: Yay intestines.
Tim: I mean, I guess I’m glad I have intestines, but that’s still a weird sentiment.
Tiger robot
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Greg: Beep I am a robot.
Ian: That wasn’t very tiger-like.
Tim: You just killed the illusion. I just hope this doesn’t escalate and we get to your apartment for Carnival and you’re dressed up as a tiger robot.
Ears
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Ian: Oh man, that Greg. He’s all, “My ears hurt from wearing a headset.”
Tim: Yeah. I know, right?
Alan: He has you on speaker.
Tim: He can hear us?
Ian: When I said his ears hurt, I meant they hurt in the… great way.
Tim: Greg’s ears are the best ears that ever eared.
Spanish
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Tim: To make a word spanish, you just use “el word-o”
Alan: So purple is… el purple-o?
Tim: Now you’re getting it.
Alan: The grape is el purpleo?
Tim: No! It’s “El the grape is purpleo!”