Alan: You should stop drinking milk. You’re killing cows. Where do you think milk comes from? It’s the blood of cows that have died for YOU.
Tim: Does that mean it’s full of he-moo-globin?
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Tiger linguistics
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Alan: Blah. Ablah. Blah.
Greg: Grrrrrrah. Agrrrrrrah. Grrrrrrah.
Tim: I don’t even know what that is.
Greg: Linguistics for tigers.
Whale
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Ian: What happened to the whale?
Dan: Oh, it exploded some more, so I threw it away.
Tim: I don’t know the context behind that, and I don’t think I want to know…
Real estate
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Tim: Do you need more table real estate for that plate?
Keith: I should go into fake estate.
Skee ball
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Tim: I’m a little skee ball short and stout… here is my… ramp? Here are my…. antlers?
Pet tigers
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Tim: Grr. Now he’s a British tiger robot.
Ian: That’s the worst kind of tiger robot.
Tim: Now I’m wondering is it a robot in the shape of a tiger? Someone goes to pet it and it eats you.
Ian: Why would someone pet a tiger?
Tim: Because some people are stupid.
Party
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Tim: Turning on and off a flashlight is a terrible substitute for a strobe light.
Tim: I’m trying, but it just isn’t a party in here.
Boxers
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Ian (playing Inklings): We have 12? Did we just get pants, jeans, and boxers?
Tim: That happens a lot in life.
Phoenix
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Tim: Phoenix sounded a lot cooler than “flaming pigeon.”
Party
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Ian: Where do I want to be…
Tim: Apparently not my party.
Ian: Not… not realy.
Tim: Ouch. That hurts, Ian. Do you know how much work I put into this party?
Ian: How much?
Tim: None. But by the time you get here I could have done something. I could have poured a glass of milk, or something.
Tim: Maybe I’ll invite over that bear from Puerto Rico. He seems like a cool guy. As long as I don’t touch him, I’ll be fine.