(Playing Fibbage, and a question comes up about how a king was proving coffee was bad by making someone drink it every day)
Tim: Look at what great shape our country is in, with everyone having coffee every day
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Ham
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(Playing Blather Round, and Green Eggs and Ham is the prompt)
Tim: I would certainly say it’s different than The Matrix
Cheerios
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(Mars is talking about taking their dogs to the vet)
Mars: We were afraid they were going to cut off their cheerios
Alan: Wait what?
Mars: Since Tristan loves cheerios, there are cheerios all over the floor…
Alan: Ohhh, literal cheerios
Tim: I thought that was going to be a euphemism
Treats?
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(Talking about trick or treaters)
Alan: We ran out of candy the first year and had to give out individual oreos
Tim: This is why you keep the soy sauce and duck sauce packets from Chinese
Object
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Tim: I object!
Ian: You’re an object!
Tim: …I don’t like being objectified.
Duplicate
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Alan V: we need more duplicate people
Alan V: we have two dans and two tims
Alan V: we need another keith and another greg
TimMierz: Or just change Keith’s name to Greg. That kills two Keiths with one Greg.
Alan V: i like the way you think
TimMierz: I like the way Keith Gregs.
TimMierz: I guess for this we’re considering Alan to be a Ian?
Alan V: well, duh
TimMierz: Just making sure
Feet
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TimMierz: Who has feet anymore in this economy????
Born twice
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Greg: Hm. I’ve never been produced before. Do I have a certificate of authenticity?
Tim: Isn’t that what the birth certificate is?
Greg: Well, I do have one of those. In two languages now.
Ian: Whoa. Were you born twice?
Paincorn
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Tim: Still want to hurt me?
Ian: Yeah, I’m going to get this corn. Which is really painful corn. It’s
Ian and Tim: Paincorn!
Tim: Oh man, there should be a painful unicorn that’s a painicorn!
Barbeque
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Tim: Barbeque music or salt and vinegar music?
Apphia: Barbeque music.
Dan: *makes beat noises*
Tim: Dan, the human barbeque beat box.