Alan (playing Innovation, to Ian): You have a lot of icons
Mark: He must be Greek Orthodox.
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Boxers
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Ian (playing Inklings): We have 12? Did we just get pants, jeans, and boxers?
Tim: That happens a lot in life.
Romance
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Andy: It’s like an interspecies romance that ends in sorrow. Like Romeo and Juliet.
Power Grid
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Trisha: You guys ever played Power Grid?
Mark: Yes.
Trisha: Well, we were drunk. So I spent like 40 minutes figuring out the shortest path.
Scrabble
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Tim: Keith put the “ofa” in “sofa.” Aww, you took my spot.
Keith: Were you going to put the “oup” in “soup?”
Later…
Keith: So putting the “ofa” in “sofa” was a good idea?
Tim: Always
Keith: I guess that’s better than putting the “ouch” in “couch.”
Later…
Tim: Your sofa ruins everything, Keith!
Intestines
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Ian: Yeeeah, now it looks like I’ve got intestines coming out of the ground.
Ian: Yay intestines.
Tim: I mean, I guess I’m glad I have intestines, but that’s still a weird sentiment.
Tiger robot
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Greg: Beep I am a robot.
Ian: That wasn’t very tiger-like.
Tim: You just killed the illusion. I just hope this doesn’t escalate and we get to your apartment for Carnival and you’re dressed up as a tiger robot.
Ears
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Ian: Oh man, that Greg. He’s all, “My ears hurt from wearing a headset.”
Tim: Yeah. I know, right?
Alan: He has you on speaker.
Tim: He can hear us?
Ian: When I said his ears hurt, I meant they hurt in the… great way.
Tim: Greg’s ears are the best ears that ever eared.
George Foreman
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(Playing Catchphrase)
Apphia: He turns things to gold…
Tim: George Foreman!
Shark attacks
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*Playing Wits and Wagers
Isaac: How many unprovoked shark attacks were there in 2004?
Anna: Well that’s realy subjective.
Isaac: I know, right?
Anna: What, you’re poking it with sticks. Hey, hey, are you provoked yet? Hey, hey, I’m bleeding!