Alan: You should put your tuba away. Then we should go.
Keith: Go explode!
Alan: Go explode where?
Keith: Chickens!
Alan: What?
Keith: Alan! Alan. Alan? Alan! Keith? Ian?
Alan: ??
Keith: Tim. Tim! Alan! Aieeee.
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Polymer
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Alan: Mrr.
Keith: You say “Mrrr” a lot. Does that make you a polymer?
Catman
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Alan: Are you okay?
Keith: No, I’m just choking on Catman.
Tim
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Alan: i want to keep tim and tim in for the ultimate tim attack
TimMierz: “Tim” should not be used thrice in the same sentence.
Hijinks
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Alan: hijinks
Alan: there is no singular form, i think
TimMierz: “I’m going to just pull off one hijink.”
* Alan pulls a hijink off of you
Alan: there you go
TimMierz: Hey! That was my favorite Hijink!
Alan: oops
* Alan puts it back
Alan: which one souhld i pull off?
TimMierz: None of them! Every hijink is important!
Hobby
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Topleka: Heh. At least it’s a legal hobby.
Alan: as opposed to…?
Topleka: Umm…drug dealing.
Topleka: Shooting people, hacking, building bombs…
Topleka: Collecting art without permission from the previous owners.
Decisions
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* ima2ba is the master of indecision.
* Alan is more indecisive
Alan: than the master
ima2ba: well… maybe…
ima2ba: I guess you can be more indecisive if you want…
Alan: eh, i dont know…
Alan: maybe youre right
ima2ba: I don’t care who’s more indecisive, really.
Alan: eh, yeah… but meh
Alan: i dont know, if i care then im being decisive, and if i dont care, im deciding to not care
Alan: but i guess if i dont care, theres more levels of indecisiveness…
ima2ba: /you explodes due to dangerous paradoxen!
Alan: i dont know if i care or dont care about decising who is more indecisive
ima2ba: in an amazing display of decision, Alan decides to consider deciding…
Alan: hm… i almost decided to consider decididing on deciding to consider deciding if me or you is more decisive
Alan: does that make me more decisive?
ima2ba: my brain… ouch
Bite
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Alan: im going to go take a nap
TimMierz: Sleep tight, don’t let the Keith bite
TimMierz: He’s vicious
Gay
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Alan: if more people were gay it would solve the problem of overpopulation
Echidnapi: heh. overpopulation isn’t really the largest problem
Echidnapi: old people
Echidnapi: now that is our problem
Echidnapi: how about all the old people be gay
Sighes
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ima2ba: *sighes*
Alan: sighes?
ima2ba: I feele like adding extra ‘e’s to some wordes.