Alan: hijinks
Alan: there is no singular form, i think
TimMierz: “I’m going to just pull off one hijink.”
* Alan pulls a hijink off of you
Alan: there you go
TimMierz: Hey! That was my favorite Hijink!
Alan: oops
* Alan puts it back
Alan: which one souhld i pull off?
TimMierz: None of them! Every hijink is important!