Social issues

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Mank6000: i know a guy who took linear algebra in 9th grade
ShadowHdghog: wow nice!
Mank6000: tho he has tons of social issues u don’t want to be him
ShadowHdghog: what u mean social issues?
Mank6000: well he is a a communist he pisses everyone off and he can’t controll his sex drive so he literaly trys to get close to nething that moves
Mank6000: im not sure what he’s thinking

Disorders

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SoAL Gilder: im studying male reproductive disorders
SoAL Gilder: aint health fun?
SoAL Gilder: I get to learn about impotence, and circumcision, and androgen deficiency!
SoAL Gilder: ooh and premature eajaculation!
Elenya DoUrden: um…
Elenya DoUrden: you’re serious??

Snuggle

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SoAL Gilder: reminds me of that teddy bear in the commercial
SoAL Gilder: the one for the fabric softener
SoAL Gilder: *the bear sunggles you*
Elenya DoUrden: !
Elenya DoUrden: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Elenya DoUrden: GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF

PSO

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TYteStuff1126: we shouldn’t have showed tommy PSO
SoAL Gilder: haha
SoAL Gilder: why
TYteStuff1126: because he got it the same place i did, and now that he got it….i’m gonna have to listen to him brag about what level he gets up to and how good he gets at it

Pigeons

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MYAndrewMcMahon: I found the perfect thing for Mr. Radcliffe
MYAndrewMcMahon: 1. Pigeons are the biggest bastards ever. They just sit, and shit. They also are proof that Darwin is a fucking idiot. I mean, if evolution is true, then how the FUCK did these things come into existance? I know God would be too ashamed to take credit for them too. They are like a Mallard Duck / Cockatoo hybrid, that someone hit with a wooden paddle a few times. They don’t even make cool noises, and are posers. THEY THINK THEY ARE URBAN CHICKENS. Go mooch food off of someone else, you little shitfaces.