Pigeons

MYAndrewMcMahon: I found the perfect thing for Mr. Radcliffe
MYAndrewMcMahon: 1. Pigeons are the biggest bastards ever. They just sit, and shit. They also are proof that Darwin is a fucking idiot. I mean, if evolution is true, then how the FUCK did these things come into existance? I know God would be too ashamed to take credit for them too. They are like a Mallard Duck / Cockatoo hybrid, that someone hit with a wooden paddle a few times. They don’t even make cool noises, and are posers. THEY THINK THEY ARE URBAN CHICKENS. Go mooch food off of someone else, you little shitfaces.

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