breakmybrain: did you just eat fries for dinner?
SoAL Gilder: no!
SoAL Gilder: im not that dumb!
breakmybrain: ok
SoAL Gilder: i had a diet coke too
SoAL Gilder: and ketsup
breakmybrain: you need fruits and veggies!
SoAL Gilder: ketsup = tomatoes = fruit
breakmybrain: lie
SoAL Gilder: potatoes = veggie and starch
SoAL Gilder: all good
breakmybrain: you need something green
breakmybrain: like mold or boogers
SoAL Gilder: i drank out of a green cup
SoAL Gilder: good enough
SoAL Gilder: and i think the cup was moldy
breakmybrain: coulda been
SoAL Gilder: i dont wash my cup very well
SoAL Gilder: my carpet is growing mushrooms…
SoAL Gilder: maybe ill make pizza
breakmybrain: I just looked for the appropriate smiley face
breakmybrain: but there were none throwing up
Category Archives: Quotes
OutOfMemoryError
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Alan: im curious… what happens if you catch an OutOfMemoryError
Alan: will the program just grind to a halt?
matts0226: possibly
matts0226: try it
Alan: i will sometime
Alan: 🙂
Alan: and just make a loop that creates objects
matts0226: yeah
matts0226: do it recursively
Alan: Object[] objs = new Object[Integer.MAX_VALUE];
matts0226: YES!
matts0226: that’d be great]
Alan: then for (int i=0; i
Dead
Quote
Alan: *is dead*
Alan: *is rotting*
Echidnapi: crap
Echidnapi: not on my sanebow
Alan: *flies buzz around*
Echidnapi: *kicks it off*
Alan: *is rotting under your sanebow*
Alan: *rot rot rot*
Alan: *decompose decompose*
Echidnapi: hmm..well, something will grow there I guess
Echidnapi: at some point
Alan: *big thorny bush grows through sanebow and splits it in 2*
Alan: *grow grow*
Alan: *split split*
Echidnapi: thats a lot of splitting and thorn bushes
Alan: yeah
Alan: what about the dead birds on your sanebow?
Alan: theyre still there
Echidnapi: meh, thats fine
Alan: cute little birdies crawling with maggots
Alan: maggots eating your sanebow
Alan: *eat eat*
Alan: speaking of which, i should go eat eat
Bomb
Quote
Alan: i have a package
Alan: gotta go back to UC
Alan: >_<
Echidnapi: oooooh
Alan: eh ill get it tomorrow
Echidnapi: cool
Echidnapi: ah, oh well, probably was a bomb anyways
Echidnapi: if there are people watching aim traffic
Echidnapi: BOMB
Echidnapi: ASSASINATION
Echidnapi: KABOOM
Echidnapi: PACKAGE
Alan: O.o
Alan: O.o
Echidnapi: err *cough*
Alan: *thwaks*
Echidnapi: I saw a dog sniffing the bleachers, I assume for bombs, probably not for crack cocaine
Alan: yeah
Alan: we went to the second floor doherty
Alan: to get a vintage point for pictures
Alan: theres a womans bathroom overlooking the area
Echidnapi: got to see the bomb checkers?
Alan: there was an armed guard preventing people from using the bathroom
Alan: -_-
Echidnapi: ooooooooooooh
Finger
Quote
matts0226: i got it by (i hate saying this)….fingering you
Alan: ah
matts0226: that’s…..so…..WRONG!
Alan: hmmm
matts0226: you kjnow you wanna finger sg2e
matts0226: go on…do it
Alan: what?
matts0226: you know you wanna finger sg2e
Alan: sg2e?
matts0226: yes
Alan: ok…
Alan: its just his info
Alan: nothing special
Alan: Stephen Garoff
Alan: physics
Alan: chem e
matts0226: yes
matts0226: OMG alan fingered garoff!
matts0226: that’s so nasty man!
Alan: lol
matts0226: you’re sick!
Alan: 😛
Alan: ill finger you next if you dont stop
matts0226: don’t come near me
Alan: 😛
matts0226: you must have done it before
Alan: *fingers msarnoff*
Alan: you have office hours? O.o
matts0226: er, yes
Alan: A- blood
matts0226: right
Alan: sex only when you dont have homework due
matts0226: and yes, i have homework due. don’t get any ideas
Alan: amazing what you can find out by fingering someone
matts0226: GOOD GOD
Alan: ?
matts0226: someone has an account with username “me”
matts0226: so you can type “Finger me”!
Chocolate
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Alan: death by chocolate!
Alan: *crams chocolate down your throat until you die*
Alan: *pumps it back up to eat* yum yum
Chri Sama Pho Ne: o_O
Chri Sama Pho Ne: that’s just weird
Right
Quote
alanv: returning resident checking is august 25
alanv: and tution is due august 19
alanv: you were right
mrwright: Sweet! I’m Wright 🙂
Birthday
Quote
Alan: whens your birthday?
dr paliwal: sometime later this year
Alan: lol
Alan: thats descriptive
Alan: mine is sometime in the next 365 days
dr paliwal: so true!
Comet
Quote
Echidnapi: comet in a few hours
Alan: oohh
Alan: really?
Alan: where?
Echidnapi: or\less than an hour
Echidnapi: internet
Names
Quote
*** my_toes is now known as jesus.
* jesus lives
*** You are now known as TheLights.
* TheLights are out
*** christ is now known as thechrist.
mrwright: Egad.
jgrafton|sleep: okay, waaaay too many name changes
jgrafton|sleep: I’m out
*** jesus is now known as tehantichris.