Alan: You should put your tuba away. Then we should go.
Keith: Go explode!
Alan: Go explode where?
Keith: Chickens!
Alan: What?
Keith: Alan! Alan. Alan? Alan! Keith? Ian?
Alan: ??
Keith: Tim. Tim! Alan! Aieeee.
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Category Archives: Quotes
Polymer
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Alan: Mrr.
Keith: You say “Mrrr” a lot. Does that make you a polymer?
Paint
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Keith: Here at the exploding paint company, we put the “pain” in “paint”!
Angst
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Keith: I angst like a wonderful steak.
Catman
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Alan: Are you okay?
Keith: No, I’m just choking on Catman.
Points
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Tim: It’s nice living in a world where lexers and gluons are worth the same.
Type
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TimMierz: I’m fairly true that’s not sure either.
TimMierz: Umm, mix true and sure around.
TimMierz: It’s past midnight, I shouldn’t be allowed to type.
Tim
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Alan: i want to keep tim and tim in for the ultimate tim attack
TimMierz: “Tim” should not be used thrice in the same sentence.
Hijinks
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Alan: hijinks
Alan: there is no singular form, i think
TimMierz: “I’m going to just pull off one hijink.”
* Alan pulls a hijink off of you
Alan: there you go
TimMierz: Hey! That was my favorite Hijink!
Alan: oops
* Alan puts it back
Alan: which one souhld i pull off?
TimMierz: None of them! Every hijink is important!
Hobby
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Topleka: Heh. At least it’s a legal hobby.
Alan: as opposed to…?
Topleka: Umm…drug dealing.
Topleka: Shooting people, hacking, building bombs…
Topleka: Collecting art without permission from the previous owners.