Fibbage 3 says Cristiano Ronaldo opened a museum in Portugal dedicated to himself
Ian: I hope he just sits in a glass case all day
Greg: There’s one exhibit?
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Category Archives: Quotes
Corona
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Dan: I hear if your mouth is on fire, the corona can’t get inside you
Apphia: That’s so smart
Cheese
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Game: What is made worse by adding cheese?
Marina: I hope Dan didn’t get this prompt
Game: “Literally anything, I’m Dan and I hate Cheese”
Dan: I did!
Poop
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Alan: Isn’t human poop not a fertilizer?
Mars: No. Only animals that eat a vegetarian diet.
Kayleigh: Vegetarian poop though, and vegan poop.
Tim: That sounds like it’s a poop substitute.
Waffles
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(Playing Fibbage 3, answering a question showing a diagram of a mouth thing, and an answer is “Waffles”)
Ian: But I want to fire waffles from my mouth…
Falcon
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(Playing Fibbage 3, answering a question about first class perks, and the correct answer is a “Falcon tray”)
Greg: Who flies with a Falcon? They do that anyway.
Phone
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(Trying the new website gartic phone)
Greg: I keep misreading this as “garlic phone”
Tim: That was Raffi’s first rap for bananaphone
Chainsaw
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(The prompt is “A bad name for a hospital”)
Dan: Glad I didn’t have to go to UPMC Chainsaw Guy
Movie
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Marina: I see who understood the School of Rock reference
Apphia: I’ve never seen a movie before…
Warranty
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Quiplash prompt: A message found in a bottle floating in the sea
Apphia: We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty