Alan: Isn’t human poop not a fertilizer?
Mars: No. Only animals that eat a vegetarian diet.
Kayleigh: Vegetarian poop though, and vegan poop.
Tim: That sounds like it’s a poop substitute.
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Microwave
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(Talking about Kayleigh’s weighted stuffed seal)
Greg: Have your microwaved seal in under 2 minutes
Kayleigh: Yeah, yeah. In this house we also microwave dinosaurs and unicorns
Pokeliament
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(Playing Fibbage, talking about the prime minister playing Pokemon Go)
Kayleigh: Who knows how many pokemon are in parliament?
Ian: That’s my excuse when I break in!
Babies
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Kayleigh: So it turns out quokkas don’t throw their babies at their enemies
Everyone: What are quokkas?
Kayleigh: An Australian marsupial
Greg: I think the only entity I know who throws their kids at enemies is Donald Trump
Penguin Fight
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