Joy: Will and I are kicking ass in the rear.
Greg: That is usually where those things are found.
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Guns
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Ben: You go, Will. Stick to your guns. Cling to your guns.
Jon: Let them caress you in the night.
Cowbell
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(In a discussion about outfitting the Kiltie Band with cowbells)
Dan: Oo, partymart.com/cowbell
Keith: Is that a sponsored link?
Dan: Maybe. Aw, there are no cowbells on this page.
Alan: You should fix that.
Dan: Yeah, I’ll call someone at Mountain View. “This page needs more cowbell. No really.”
Water
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Eric: The nice thing about California is they’re required to have free air and water. Well, compressed air. The stuff at atmospheric pressure is free at all gas stations.
Kilts
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Eric: Kilts are manly!
Vicki: Women in miniskirts are manlier than all y’all.
Paul: That’s what I tell them.
Toast
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(Discussing breakfast options)
Eric: Toast with awesome things on it. Like naked ladies.
Dan: Wouldn’t the toast be on them? Like pasties? Should we just call them toasties?
Play
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(Playing Nertz)
Eric: Play your 8 of clubs, Dan!
Dan: Where?
Eric: There!
(Dan plays it)
Eric: Thank you! Do I have to do everything for you?
Dan: I would prefer that.
Face cards
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(Playing Nertz)
Dan: Stupid face cards, showing up everywhere in my life.
Chris: Not just in card games?
Greg: In your annual reports. On the bus.
Dan: On the bus? I don’t even take the bus.
Top pot
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nukeade: Have you ever had a Top Pot?
nukeade: They’re outrageous.
nukeade: They’re not really toroidal like normal doughnuts.
nukeade: They’re more like a square cross section loop.
nukeade: God, just thinking about them makes me want a Top Pot.
Alan V: they should make marijuana versions
Alan V: they can be Top Pot Top Pots
nukeade: Plus, it remains a palindrome.
Alan V: assuming they use the highest-quality marijuana
nukeade: If they also use the top pot on the shelf to make it, then it’s a Top pot top pot top pot.
nukeade: Though, now I’m just being silly… I should probably s top it.
Math
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Adam: There is no humanitarian benefit in math. This is why people can’t get grants from the NSF. People apply to the NSF and the benefit is, “This is cool shit guys!”