Pigeons

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MYAndrewMcMahon: I found the perfect thing for Mr. Radcliffe
MYAndrewMcMahon: 1. Pigeons are the biggest bastards ever. They just sit, and shit. They also are proof that Darwin is a fucking idiot. I mean, if evolution is true, then how the FUCK did these things come into existance? I know God would be too ashamed to take credit for them too. They are like a Mallard Duck / Cockatoo hybrid, that someone hit with a wooden paddle a few times. They don’t even make cool noises, and are posers. THEY THINK THEY ARE URBAN CHICKENS. Go mooch food off of someone else, you little shitfaces.

Stopped

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Supine Pastry: Wow. Even stoppede you.
Supine Pastry: stopped?
SoAL Gilder: lol
Supine Pastry: or stoped?
Supine Pastry: hmmm.
Supine Pastry: stoped looks like something youd do with drugs. stopped it is.
Supine Pastry: God. I’m supposed to be gifted.

Load

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Tailsfox853: been loading the log off page for 5 minutes
Tailsfox853: there we go!
ShdwStryder: wow
Tailsfox853: now load the log in page….
ShdwStryder: lol
Tailsfox853: yay
Tailsfox853: now log me in…

Beta

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Supine Pastry: I so need to make a program that lets you strnagle something through a computer. I would make millions.
SoAL Gilder: yes you would
Supine Pastry: You would be my beta tester.
SoAL Gilder: YUS
SoAL Gilder: oh wait
SoAL Gilder: NOS
Supine Pastry: lol

Buddies

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ShadowHdghog: can i give some1 ur sn?
UNSF Recon: why?
ShadowHdghog: i dont know them…they just imed me…but they seem nice
ShadowHdghog: they want more ppl on their buddy list go figure
ShadowHdghog: O_o

Donate

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UNSF Recon: would you like to donate money to the “Help Raise Money to Buy Bilix a Dreamcast Broadband Adapter Fund”?
ShadowHdghog: no
ShadowHdghog: 😛
UNSF Recon: aww
UNSF Recon: heartless bastard!
ShadowHdghog: oh…fine….*gives bilix $0.01*
UNSF Recon: X-S
ShadowHdghog: complain and ill take it back!

Canned food

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Supine Pastry: poor people need mty canned food! get away, filth!
Supine Pastry: Poor people don’t need my canned food. If I buy creamed corn or rnch beans, it’s my own damn buisness.
SoAL Gilder: O.o
Supine Pastry: that honestly came out of no-where.