Keith: It’s been a long time since I’ve had an exam.
Dan: A train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour. How fast would it have to go to red-shift my pants?
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Movies
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(Playing loaded questions)
Marina: I thought we were answering movies, not making up bizarre sequels. I picked one of the movies out.
Dan: So did I. All of them.
Beauty Dan
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(Playing Imaginiff where Dan was a beauty product)
Ian: If you went to a store and saw a bottle labeled Dan, what would it be?
Dan: You need it… you want it… le Dan. Available now at Macy’s.
Forks
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(Looking at all the forks on the table)
Marina: Just work your way in.
Dan: Oh right. My soup fork, my salad fork…
Prancer
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Dan: Have you seen the movie Prancer?
Ian: Cancer?
Dan: Prancer
Ian: That’s not the same as Cancer.
Al-Tim: Is that the story of a crab?
Supply chain
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(Playing Power Grid; the resource track is extremely depleted and coal is extremely expensive.)
Keith: I sense that Keithco is going to run into some supply chain trouble.
(The 35 electro power plant [1 oil -> 5 cities] then sells for 90 electro.)
(Later…)
Dan: There is a high level cabinet meeting occurring right now where Angela Merkel is pleading, begging for anything they can get.
Keith: Please, please give us your trash.
Dan: Greece, we will give you euros for your trash.
Cowbell
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(In a discussion about outfitting the Kiltie Band with cowbells)
Dan: Oo, partymart.com/cowbell
Keith: Is that a sponsored link?
Dan: Maybe. Aw, there are no cowbells on this page.
Alan: You should fix that.
Dan: Yeah, I’ll call someone at Mountain View. “This page needs more cowbell. No really.”
Barbeque
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Tim: Barbeque music or salt and vinegar music?
Apphia: Barbeque music.
Dan: *makes beat noises*
Tim: Dan, the human barbeque beat box.
Whale
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Ian: What happened to the whale?
Dan: Oh, it exploded some more, so I threw it away.
Tim: I don’t know the context behind that, and I don’t think I want to know…
Marielamobile
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Alan: Mars, you need to make us a Marielamobile
Mars: What’s that?
Dan: It’s a car that drives around dispensing bio info. It’s like an ice cream truck. Biologists run up to it, a little terminal pops out, and they get their information.