Sharon: She’s a carnivore who likes milkshakes.
Ben: Wait. Does that mean she eats meat milkshakes?
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Sharon: She’s a carnivore who likes milkshakes.
Ben: Wait. Does that mean she eats meat milkshakes?
Sharon: I don’t understand how cats work.
Ben: Insert food, receive poop.
Alan: Isn’t that how most living things work?
Shawn: I spaced out for a moment and missed something.
Ian: The purpose of your life is to produce poop.