Keith (talking about username collision handling on contrib): Like if there was something called the “Kilting Club,” there would be a collision.
Alan: I wasn’t aware “Kilt” was a verb.
Keith: It is now! They’d run around with kilts. It’d be like the Kiltie Band, but not as hardcore.
Alan: Look at how easy source transformation makes this! It makes me happy.
Keith: I wish we could all be like you.
Alan: … No, no you really don’t.
Alan: You should put your tuba away. Then we should go.
Keith: Go explode!
Alan: Go explode where?
Keith: Chickens!
Alan: What?
Keith: Alan! Alan. Alan? Alan! Keith? Ian?
Alan: ??
Keith: Tim. Tim! Alan! Aieeee.
Alan: Mrr.
Keith: You say “Mrrr” a lot. Does that make you a polymer?
Keith: Here at the exploding paint company, we put the “pain” in “paint”!
Keith: I angst like a wonderful steak.
Alan: Are you okay?
Keith: No, I’m just choking on Catman.
Tim: It’s nice living in a world where lexers and gluons are worth the same.
TimMierz: I’m fairly true that’s not sure either.
TimMierz: Umm, mix true and sure around.
TimMierz: It’s past midnight, I shouldn’t be allowed to type.
Alan: i want to keep tim and tim in for the ultimate tim attack
TimMierz: “Tim” should not be used thrice in the same sentence.