Keith: Alright. I’m off to see the lizard.
Alan: …of Oz?
Keith: Whatever. Aren’t lizards cool though? I think lizards are cool.
Lizard
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Infinitives
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Alan: I didn’t know that you aren’t supposed to split infinitives… like, “…to boldly go where no one has gone before,” is bad.
Keith: Yeah, to fragrantly split an infinitive is a bad thing.
Less than three
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Keith (singing): Less than three… (pauses) blaah…
Keith: Less than three kills dead kittens.
Ian
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Keith: I apologize for spontaneously turning into Ian.
Sparkly
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Keith: Keith Bare – Sparkly when wet.
Keith: Hmm… someday I should wear sparkly pants. So I can be sparkly.
213
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Keith: Less than three, 213
Systems are my fantasy
Flipping bits is fun for me
LOLOL
Robot song
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Keith (singing): Then the robots came and attacked us all… and so we sang this crazy song.
Keith: It’s the robot song!
Game
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Alan: I should eat! What should I eat?
Keith: Babies.
Alan: Oooo babies.
Keith: Darn, I just lost the game.
Nuclear
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Keith: You know Keith… he’s nuclear!
Alan: ???
Keith: I’m nuclear!
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Keith: I log into Facebook at once most a month.