Keith: Boop.
Alan: Boop?
Keith: I’m a robot.
Robot
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Reply
Button
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Tim: I pressed the button. I gave my kitten a button.
Tim: My kitten loves buttons.
Growing
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(Talking about the evolution of Sharon’s bar)
Zeke: Does that mean it stopped growing? I’m afraid to ask
Alan: That’s what she said
Resume
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teisenbe: I gave sully’s resume to Jane Street, not realizing he had interviewed with them already. I just wanted schwag. Then they started asking me questions about the resume. I just gave noncommital answers. Like, they asked me about my time in compilers. “I could have written a compiler. Yeah”
Drunk
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Zeke: It’s good to hear they’re going out, given they were drunk and touching each other.
Youth
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Sharon: Clearly you’re out of touch with today’s youth.
Matt: Of course. You go to jail for that.
Lamesauce
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Trisha: That’s lame. Lamesauce. Lamesauce on lamb.
Tuxedo
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Tim: Do you own a tuxedo?
Keith: No.
Tim: You should look harder. I think you might.
Factorial
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Keith (singing): Factorial, factorial, your runtime is so huge!
Bonk
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Tim: I AM BONKERS
Tim: WATCH ME BONK
Tim: BONK BONK