Allison: Old is a state of mind. You can’t put an age boundary on it.
Madelyn: We can, because we’re young.
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Bias
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(Figuring out what article should go first on A1)
Madelyn: Port authority. But I’m biased, because I wrote it.
Emily: I’m biased too, because it was a good article.
Patrick: Emily doesn’t know what ‘biased’ means.
Dickbag
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(Talking about how old comics had offensive things.)
Nicole: But it’s not okay to say ‘dickbag’?
Jonathan: What if it involved penis satchels?
Patrick: If ‘dickbag’ was representative of the time, it would be okay.
Nicole: Ye olde penis satchel?
Patrick: Yeah, ‘Ye olde penis satchel’ would be okay.
Past
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Stacey: We were going to look through past Thistles for photos of Jeff Lazlow.
Jonathan: From when he was not dead.
Taste
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(Emily disapproves of the art for an article on taste.)
Emily: I don’t get it. It doesn’t make sense. Taste buds don’t wear hats. Especially backward hats.
Jonathan
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Allison: Does anyone know when Jonathan’s getting in?
Daniel: Probably when he’s done saving lives?
Allison: Good point. I can’t be mad at him. He’s saving lives, looks good. He’s questionably in the navy, might be 45…
Bye
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(Josh hands a board ed to Adam)
Josh: Would you be able to look at this thank you very much bye.
Signoff
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(Michael is acting copy manager and editor-in-chief)
Michael: Because people are not here doing their jobs, I am signing off on this for thirds. And finals. It is done.
Table table
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Courtney: Greg, come help me.
Greg: It doesn’t require much manual dexterity, does it?
Courtney: Oh no, you don’t have to do anything. Just come look.
(Courtney shows the table of housing locations)
Courtney: So what would you put here? “Table table table title sounds good”
Nick: That sounds good.
Words
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Daniel: What?
Michael: How Pradeep is saying lies.
Daniel: Did you just… say… words?