Topleka: Heh. At least it’s a legal hobby.
Alan: as opposed to…?
Topleka: Umm…drug dealing.
Topleka: Shooting people, hacking, building bombs…
Topleka: Collecting art without permission from the previous owners.
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Cat
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mrwright: Watching my cat open a door is really cute.
mrwright: Rather, the cat is cute when she opens the door.
mrwright: The watching isn’t all that cute.
*chrisamaphone watches mrwright watch his cat open the door
chrisamaphone: awww!
Colon
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chrisamaphone: mrwright’s colon is hawtttt
Decisions
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* ima2ba is the master of indecision.
* Alan is more indecisive
Alan: than the master
ima2ba: well… maybe…
ima2ba: I guess you can be more indecisive if you want…
Alan: eh, i dont know…
Alan: maybe youre right
ima2ba: I don’t care who’s more indecisive, really.
Alan: eh, yeah… but meh
Alan: i dont know, if i care then im being decisive, and if i dont care, im deciding to not care
Alan: but i guess if i dont care, theres more levels of indecisiveness…
ima2ba: /you explodes due to dangerous paradoxen!
Alan: i dont know if i care or dont care about decising who is more indecisive
ima2ba: in an amazing display of decision, Alan decides to consider deciding…
Alan: hm… i almost decided to consider decididing on deciding to consider deciding if me or you is more decisive
Alan: does that make me more decisive?
ima2ba: my brain… ouch
Bite
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Alan: im going to go take a nap
TimMierz: Sleep tight, don’t let the Keith bite
TimMierz: He’s vicious
Gay
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Alan: if more people were gay it would solve the problem of overpopulation
Echidnapi: heh. overpopulation isn’t really the largest problem
Echidnapi: old people
Echidnapi: now that is our problem
Echidnapi: how about all the old people be gay
Sighes
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ima2ba: *sighes*
Alan: sighes?
ima2ba: I feele like adding extra ‘e’s to some wordes.
Line integrals
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Alan: LINE INTEGRALS MAKE LITTLE BABIES SLIT THEIR WRISTS
AlexRandNMT: ummm
AlexRandNMT: I didn’t see that in the text…
Bannana
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Alan: but you’re a banana!
TimMierz: Not quite
TimMierz: I’m a bannana
TimMierz: My word is too big
Cake
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Alan: *pokes you like cake*
ima2ba: ahalhaslhahah;asdlkf;ljerpoufds
ima2ba: *dies*