Everett: The screen is swimming around. With Piranas. And Swordfish. And peacemaker fish that speak english and act as my peacetime negotiators with said aquatic life, so your wish of me not being gored by these swimmers is fufilled. I send one your way so you can also benefit from the help. They’re cheap, they work for food flakes.
nukeade: I AM THE GREAT STEVE GAROFF! I AM GOING TO BLOW MY RAGE OUT OF MY URETHRA!
KaizokuNicoChan: Beware my Super Happy Funtime Cookie Glomp Mark Three! It has a 70% chance to charm you!
SoAL Gilder: oh i see
SoAL Gilder: no chance of that happening
KaizokuNicoChan: Nooo!!! +100% resistance to charm!? How…can this be!?
KaizokuNicoChan: I still have another status attack! BEWARE MY BEAK!!
KaizokuNicoChan: *performs ‘WTF?’ in which I run around aimlessly screaming “ZOMG CHICKEN PENGUIN KJADAKFASKFSL!!! HELP HELP OH YES TAKE ME OH NO HELP WHEE FUNTIME FUNTIME!!” Which has a 60% chance to confuse.*
SoAL Gilder: and i use Ev’s pet bird attack, go!
SoAL Gilder: it inflicts 500 poop damage on you
KaizokuNicoChan: Oh…..damn.
Alan: we made lots of babies, you’re falling behind
Alan: you havent met your monthly quota
Elenya DoUrden: the hell.
Elenya DoUrden: does she lay eggs or something?
Elenya DoUrden: becase my monthy quota is 1/9 of a baby.
Alan: she has batches of 10, and pops one out every month or so
Alan: well, every 9/10s of a month
Alan: and we replace it
Alan: better evolve another few wombs, bitch
Elenya DoUrden: i’m evolving as fast as i can!
Elenya DoUrden: just give me a few more months
Elenya DoUrden: then i’ll be popping out babies like no ones business
Alan: Did you have a good sleep?
Tim: I think so. I wasn’t awake for most of it.
SophrenX: just sending him a “meh” won’t do–he’ll think you’re all emo and sad and stuff
SoAL Gilder: its like elmo
SoAL Gilder: tickle me emo
SoAL Gilder: O.o holy crap i want to make that now
SophrenX: I thought about that the other day, ironically enough 😛
SoAL Gilder: take a tickle me elmo, dye its fur black, give it gothy makeup…
SophrenX: and everytime you tickle it, it can be all like “my life is a dark abyss”
SophrenX: or it cries instead of laugh 😛
O100100001101001: Eel! O_O
CMU Alan V: elmo the emo eel
CMU Alan V: elmo the emo electric eel?
CMU Alan V: elmo the emo eclectic electric eel
O100100001101001: Elmo the eccentric emo electric eel
CMU Alan V: elmo the eccentric emo eclectic electric eel
CMU Alan V: i dunno, i kinda like “eclectic electric eel” by itself
O100100001101001: Yeah, more concise.
CMU Alan V: i wonder what a eclectic eel would do
CMU Alan V: eat all sorts of fish nondiscrimatorily?
O100100001101001: Maybe it uses AC and DC power.
nukeade: Those nasty nasty vaginas.
nukeade: Always bleeding and dropping babies.
Vicki: What’s an alisa like?
Alisa: An Alisa is like a soft spring day when you’re on a picnic with your secret love. An Alisa is buttery like newly treated leather. An Alisa will fulfill your deepest desires and make you feel like the queen of the world. This is what an Alisa is like.
ima2ba: I have your PIE!!!!