(Playing Fibbage, talking about the prime minister playing Pokemon Go)
Kayleigh: Who knows how many pokemon are in parliament?
Ian: That’s my excuse when I break in!
Tag Archives: IanL
Bear
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(Playing Role Models, Tim’s animal defense mechanism is “Being eaten by a bear”)
Ian: Being inside a bear is the best defense
Vengeance
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Ian: Puerto Rico two: Vengeance of bears!
Wander
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Ian: Keith, if you see Dan wandering around downstairs, he might be wandering around downstairs.
Ians
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Ian: That’s like when you put two mirrors next to each other and you’re like, “Whoa infinite Ians!”, except instead of infinite Ians, you’re in an aquarium.
Lie
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(Playing Survive the Internet, and Keith’s entry is “I’ve never been on a date with Ian”)
Greg: What was your prompt for that one?
Keith: “What’s a lie that everybody tells?”
Ian: Wait…
Masks
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(Talking about how Football is still running despite COVID)
Ian: They’re outdoors and technically have a mask on
Colorblind
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(Talking about the new Google icons)
Ian: It’s like they talked to someone in the accessibility department like “What if we made *everyone* colorblind”?
Sea
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(Playing talking points)
Ian: Mice remind us of our primal fear of the sea and the animals in it
Random
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Ian: How great would it be if my calculator in high school could generate random numbers? Like you’re in the SAT and there’s four options… do you roll your pencil or something? That kind of sucks.