Dead

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Alan: *is dead*
Alan: *is rotting*
Echidnapi: crap
Echidnapi: not on my sanebow
Alan: *flies buzz around*
Echidnapi: *kicks it off*
Alan: *is rotting under your sanebow*
Alan: *rot rot rot*
Alan: *decompose decompose*
Echidnapi: hmm..well, something will grow there I guess
Echidnapi: at some point
Alan: *big thorny bush grows through sanebow and splits it in 2*
Alan: *grow grow*
Alan: *split split*
Echidnapi: thats a lot of splitting and thorn bushes
Alan: yeah
Alan: what about the dead birds on your sanebow?
Alan: theyre still there
Echidnapi: meh, thats fine
Alan: cute little birdies crawling with maggots
Alan: maggots eating your sanebow
Alan: *eat eat*
Alan: speaking of which, i should go eat eat

Bomb

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Alan: i have a package
Alan: gotta go back to UC
Alan: >_< Echidnapi: oooooh Alan: eh ill get it tomorrow Echidnapi: cool Echidnapi: ah, oh well, probably was a bomb anyways Echidnapi: if there are people watching aim traffic Echidnapi: BOMB Echidnapi: ASSASINATION Echidnapi: KABOOM Echidnapi: PACKAGE Alan: O.o Alan: O.o Echidnapi: err *cough* Alan: *thwaks* Echidnapi: I saw a dog sniffing the bleachers, I assume for bombs, probably not for crack cocaine Alan: yeah Alan: we went to the second floor doherty Alan: to get a vintage point for pictures Alan: theres a womans bathroom overlooking the area Echidnapi: got to see the bomb checkers? Alan: there was an armed guard preventing people from using the bathroom Alan: -_- Echidnapi: ooooooooooooh

Finger

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matts0226: i got it by (i hate saying this)….fingering you
Alan: ah
matts0226: that’s…..so…..WRONG!
Alan: hmmm
matts0226: you kjnow you wanna finger sg2e
matts0226: go on…do it
Alan: what?
matts0226: you know you wanna finger sg2e
Alan: sg2e?
matts0226: yes
Alan: ok…
Alan: its just his info
Alan: nothing special
Alan: Stephen Garoff
Alan: physics
Alan: chem e
matts0226: yes
matts0226: OMG alan fingered garoff!
matts0226: that’s so nasty man!
Alan: lol
matts0226: you’re sick!
Alan: 😛
Alan: ill finger you next if you dont stop
matts0226: don’t come near me
Alan: 😛
matts0226: you must have done it before
Alan: *fingers msarnoff*
Alan: you have office hours? O.o
matts0226: er, yes
Alan: A- blood
matts0226: right
Alan: sex only when you dont have homework due
matts0226: and yes, i have homework due. don’t get any ideas
Alan: amazing what you can find out by fingering someone
matts0226: GOOD GOD
Alan: ?
matts0226: someone has an account with username “me”
matts0226: so you can type “Finger me”!

Animals

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Echidnapi: ;p, I wonder if tim thinks I’m sending you porn or something
Echidnapi: http://www.bronxzoo.com/bz-about_the_animals
Echidnapi: NAKED ANIMALS!!!!
Alan: AHHH
Alan: le gasp
Echidnapi: we’ve got your avians, reptiles, horned mammals, whatever you’re into

Flying

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Alan: i cant be your friend anymore
Alan: im sorry
Alan: ill just stalk you now
Alan: *flies to montreal*
Echidnapi: hahaha
Echidnapi: I wonder what category that falls under, business or pleasure