SoAL Gilder: http://journal.alanv.org/
SoAL Gilder: mehzors
SoAL Gilder: replyzors
Iyapathy: I willzors
SoAL Gilder: i like this new layout
SoAL Gilder: it’s a lot more elegant than that stupid notebook paper lol
Iyapathy: We use a zors word somewhere in our sentences from nowzors onzors.
SoAL Gilder: yeszors
SoAL Gilder: even if sentences are one wordzors?
Iyapathy: of coursezors.
SoAL Gilder: YUSzors
Alan: im stalking you through your journal
Echidnapi: hmmmm
Alan: slowly gaining insight into your psyche
Alan: so i can manipulate you
Alan: make you train killer monkies into attacking the Dean so we all get free tuition
Echidnapi: heh, for reaons like that I disconnect myself from my sister just enough so we have to get to each other by memory through the internet
Alan: lol
Alan: fun
Echidnapi: so if one of us in our mission is comprimised , the other can go on
Alan: YUS
Echidnapi: incase say, you try to slaughter my family or something
Alan: *stalks your sister*
Echidnapi: or I to you..I mean *cough*
Alan: alcohol edu is so dumb -_-
UltimaPenguinX: when do we have to finish that?
Alan: dunno
Alan: im halfway done already
Alan: started this morning
Alan: lol
Alan: someone should fill out the survey at the beginning sayng they’re heavy drinkers
Alan: lol
Alan: and see how the program adapts
Alan: it keeps on saying “abstainers like you” to me
UltimaPenguinX: lol
Alan: “surprise surprise puppy surprise”
Alan: “how many puppies are there inside?”
Alan: “there could be three or four or five!”
Alan: rememebr those?
Alan: those were so dumb
RampantVoices: haha no actually
RampantVoices: lol *shakes head*
Alan: they were dumb
Alan: you buy them, and open up their stomachs
Alan: and youd find three to five stuffed puppies
Alan: and of cousre oyu never got five 😛
RampantVoices: o.O
RampantVoices: that’s.. creepy..
Alan: lol
Alan: yeah they were
RampantVoices: “peel apart the inmobile carcass of a formerly pregnant dog… LOOK! BABY PUPPY CARCASSES!”
RampantVoices: someone just killed their dog one day and went, “you knwo what would make a good toy…”
TimMierz: I believe the term is “paranoia”
SoAL Gilder: haha
SoAL Gilder: yes i am definetly parnoid
SoAL Gilder: *paranoid
TimMierz: You’re so afraid you can’t spell
SoAL Gilder: YUS
SoAL Gilder: im afraid of spelling
SoAL Gilder: ahhhh the worlds!
SoAL Gilder: O.o
SoAL Gilder: words
SoAL Gilder: *words
TimMierz: That’s so ironically sad
Alan: dan losing == roxors
Alan: while(doesLose(dan)) alan.setMood(“Happy”);
Alan: 🙂
Dan: while (doesLose(dan) && alan.isHappy()) dan.kick(alan);
Dan: 😛
Alan: while(dan.kick(alan)) alan.holdUpObject(“Dan’s Computer”);
Dan: while (alan.isHolding(“Dan’s Computer”)) dan.steal(“Alan’s Computer”);
Alan: while(alan.getComputer.isStolen()) alan.holdHostage(mars);
Dan: !!!!
Dan: grrr you force me to play dirty
Dan: while (mars.isHostage()) dan.burn(“tcgs”);
Alan: while(dan.isBurning(“tcgs”)) alan.steal(dan.getGundamStuff());
Dan: compiler error – method getGundamStuff() does not exist in the dan class – none of it lives at cmu 😛
Alan: hmm
Alan: while(dan.isBurning(“tcgs”)) throw new OutOfObjectError(“Chicken strips, hot dogs, and fries”);
Dan: try { dan.eat(“fast food”); } catch(OutOfObjectError oooe) { dan.cook(“ramen”); }
Alan: if(dan.cook(“ramen”)) throw new OutOfObjectError(“ramen”);
Dan: try { dan.eat(); } catch(OutOfObjectError oooe) { dan.leadDaringCommandoRaidToSecureMars(); }
Alan: while(dan.isLeadingCommandoRaid()) dan = People.AGENT_SMITH;
Dan: System.out.println(“You know, Alan, the good thing about being me is that there are so many mes.”); while (mars.isHostage()) { dan.copy(); }
Alan: you didnt set dan.copy() to anything
Alan: System.gc();
Alan: System.out.println(“Byebye copies”);
Dan: ok fine i’ll make a linked list of dans, keep adding a new one, and then use an iterator to make them attack you 😛
Alan: ill take your linked list and set the head to null
Dan: i’ll set yuor mom to null 😛 then with the root gone, her child node is also garbage collected 😛
Alan: i already nullified dan though
Dan: grrr… um… mars did it while you were busy nulling me!
Alan: hmm
Alan: oh well
Alan: thats ok
Alan: we’re both garbage collected then
Dan: yay! mutual terminatino!
Dan: strange game – the only winning move is not to play
SoAL Gilder: sooo
dignifiediscord: sooooooooooooooooo
dignifiediscord: soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
dignifiediscord: so
dignifiediscord: so?
dignifiediscord: so.
dignifiediscord: so!
dignifiediscord: it IS so!
dignifiediscord: so…
dignifiediscord: so; so.
dignifiediscord: so, so, and so
dignifiediscord: so – so
dignifiediscord: “so”
SoAL Gilder: hahaha
dignifiediscord: so’s
dignifiediscord: so: so!
SoAL Gilder: so quoted
dignifiediscord: so@so.com
dignifiediscord: $so
dignifiediscord: so%
dignifiediscord: so^2
dignifiediscord: (so)
dignifiediscord: so*
dignifiediscord: so&so
conformistnon: yo yo yo como como nada!
conformistnon: yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me
conformistnon: yo yo wut wut
conformistnon: yo yo ma
conformistnon: yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿cómo?????????
conformistnon: ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿cómo????????? ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿cómo?????????
conformistnon: ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿cómo?????????¿¿¿¿¿¿¿cómo?????????¿¿¿¿¿¿¿cómo?????????¿¿¿¿¿¿¿cómo?????????¿¿¿¿¿¿¿cómo?????????¿¿¿¿¿¿¿cómo?????????
conformistnon: wowwwwwwwwwww
conformistnon: hyper
conformistnon: more like
conformistnon: mood swing
SoAL Gilder: you’re crazy
conformistnon: you should hear me right now
conformistnon: ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿cómooooooooooo?????????
conformistnon: yeah
conformistnon: sleepy + crazy baby
conformistnon: sleepy + crazy + awesome + ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿cómo????????? = janel
conformistnon: blah
conformistnon: i’ma go sleep now
SoAL Gilder: kkk
SoAL Gilder: bye
conformistnon: hoo-rah for the kkk
conformistnon: … except not really
SoAL Gilder: unless it rained soap 😛
castironfeather: haha
castironfeather: rained soap
SoAL Gilder: you never know
castironfeather: natural phenomenon
SoAL Gilder: it rains acid!
SoAL Gilder: it could rain soap!
castironfeather: lol
castironfeather: sureee
SoAL Gilder: 🙂
castironfeather: whatever you say
SoAL Gilder: ill go dump soap in the coulds
SoAL Gilder: clouds
SoAL Gilder: with my airplane
SoAL Gilder: and then itll rain soapy water
castironfeather: ah… that’ll work well..
SoAL Gilder: 😀
SoAL Gilder: actually then it’d just rain soap bars
SoAL Gilder: or liquid soap
SoAL Gilder: depending on which i se
SoAL Gilder: *use
SoAL Gilder: since clouds have no mass
SoAL Gilder: 😀
castironfeather: nice to know…
SoAL Gilder: lol
SoAL Gilder: tomorrows forecast-thunderstorms with a chance of lever 2000
castironfeather: lmao…
castironfeather: today, local boy knocked out by raining bar of soap..
SoAL Gilder: 😀
SoAL Gilder: “it came out of nowhere!” he is quoted as saying as he was wheeled onto the ambulence
castironfeather: lol
SoAL Gilder: “it’s a miracle!”
SoAL Gilder: indeed, the nation’s poor are finding reason to celebrate
castironfeather: lmao..
SoAL Gilder: as it rained pork chops over the city of tempe today
castironfeather: hahaha
SoAL Gilder: back to you, jane
J5261988: My dog is producing smells that I did not think a mortal creature was capable of excreting. Indeed, he has a partially or cmopletely immortal set of intestines that he is unsing for the sole purpose of gassing me to death. Indeed, even now, he is farting, loudly farting, just feet from where I sit now. What horrible fate, what horiible line of events could lead me to this mephitical end? I ask you this, as my last moments come and the all enveloping green gas surrounds me…Why was I chosen…to won this dog…*cough cough* and lead it through its life twisting and defiling its intestines to the very point where they were capable of killing me, and then *cough cough*, finally feeding him the last sourdough chili cheese jack in the box burger? So here I lay, the fog of death in my eyes, the stench of sourdough dog farts in my nose, and I bed thee world, faresmell.
J5261988: *yawns*
J5261988: I didnt know that was going to be that long. I was just writing what I though (very disturbing) and this came out.
J5261988: I set the standard for stench.
SoAL Gilder: …
SoAL Gilder: im sure
J5261988: I was going to say this little thing about haw I was the sultan of stench… the king of …. But i was way too lazy. Rest assured, it would have been quite witty.
SoAL Gilder: ….
J5261988: and funny.
J5261988: You can laugh now.
SoAL Gilder: …
J5261988: and stop now.
J5261988: very good.