Mean

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SoAL Gilder: meanie >_< SoAL Gilder: pully = mean notstupid75: you must be mistaking me for someone else SoAL Gilder: :-P notstupid75: pully=super sweet and kind SoAL Gilder: haha SoAL Gilder: *grin* notstupid75: pully=loving angel notstupid75: pully=super smart SoAL Gilder: LOL

Streaking

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eulalia062423: if you see someone streaking, yeah it’s me. you might want to close your eyes or put on glasses.
SoAL Gilder: O.o
SoAL Gilder: *blinks*
SoAL Gilder: how about i take pix and send them to everyone at ppa
SoAL Gilder: …if my camera doesnt burn out
SoAL Gilder: >_< eulalia062423: lol how 'bout FREAKING NO!!!!!! SoAL Gilder: lol eulalia062423: lol don't think anyone but college chicks needs to see that SoAL Gilder: LOL SoAL Gilder: BTW, that has been quoted eulalia062423: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?! SoAL Gilder: mwahahaha SoAL Gilder: I WIN eulalia062423: ALAN YOU SONOFABITCHASSHOLECOCKMONKEYMOTHERFUCKINGTURD! eulalia062423: (all in the friendliest sense possible)

Multitasking

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SoAL Gilder: you know me too well then
SoAL Gilder: maybe ill surprise you!
SoAL Gilder: maybe ill say…. i am having sex right now
SoAL Gilder: what would you say then?
SoAL Gilder: oohhh
SoAL Gilder: what now?!?
SoAL Gilder: I WIN
dignifiediscord: i would say… you are very adept at multitasking

Bear

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Supine Pastry: I will fasion myself a wilderness suit out of bearskins from bears I wrestle with my bare hands, then I will travel to their houses, and construct giant bows to hurl ma-sized arrows into their houses.
SoAL Gilder: ummm
Supine Pastry: man-sized*
SoAL Gilder: lol
SoAL Gilder: i thought you meant the size of your mom
SoAL Gilder: which would be way too big for you to hold
SoAL Gilder: 😛
Supine Pastry: And I will also tame a bear who will be called William.
SoAL Gilder: O.o

Torch

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SoAL Gilder: im passing info to vicki
SoAL Gilder: her job now 🙂
daniboo21: its time…
daniboo21: pass the torch
SoAL Gilder: *throws torch to vicki*
SoAL Gilder: *burns her to death*
SoAL Gilder: ….oops
daniboo21: haaa
SoAL Gilder: *runs away quickly*
daniboo21: hate it when that happens
daniboo21: run run
SoAL Gilder: oh well
SoAL Gilder: it was just vicki
SoAL Gilder: no harm 🙂

Later…
SoAL Gilder: how about i pass the burning mushroom to her instead?
SoAL Gilder: or the coffee cup with steam
daniboo21: that would work
daniboo21: mmm coffee
daniboo21: what flavor
SoAL Gilder: *throws coffee cup at her*
SoAL Gilder: *watches vicki get burned*
daniboo21: poor vicki
SoAL Gilder: *watches vicki dissolve*
SoAL Gilder: oops
SoAL Gilder: guess she really was a wicked witch
daniboo21: awe vicki
daniboo21: no more leader 🙁
SoAL Gilder: 🙁
daniboo21: magic to bring her back?
SoAL Gilder: nope she gone
SoAL Gilder: we all celebrate

Pirates

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SoAL Gilder: yar
Supine Pastry: yar owns
SoAL Gilder: lol
Supine Pastry: Its like, nerd pirates
SoAL Gilder: i are pirate dood
SoAL Gilder: yar
Supine Pastry: yar, we be comin upn some fat pipes
SoAL Gilder: i r teh 1337 p1r473 d00d
SoAL Gilder: hahaha
Supine Pastry: Yar, batten down the MP3’s, Warez, and ROMS, we be lootin on ar phat pipes!
Supine Pastry: Arrr!
SoAL Gilder: hahahaha
Supine Pastry: Ready the Firewire drive! We be goin broadband-side!
Supine Pastry: Yar-har.
Supine Pastry: Yar! Incoming sub7! Beware of yonder DoS attacks! Yorrrl. Draw your file sahring application of choice, mateys! The broadband is ripe for the pickin!

Compiler

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SoAL Gilder: yeah you dont complile php
SoAL Gilder: lol
SoAL Gilder: look! i got a html complier!
SoAL Gilder: it was only $500!
SoAL Gilder: IDIOT YOU GOT RIPPED OFF YOU CAN JUST USE NOTEPAD
SoAL Gilder: WTF??!?
Supine Pastry: lol
Supine Pastry: and there are people that dumb.
SoAL Gilder: yes
SoAL Gilder: i should make an html complier
SoAL Gilder: just a plain text editor with the “save as” replaced with “compile”
SoAL Gilder: and have it save in like .w4q format when you do a normal save
Supine Pastry: lol
Supine Pastry: That would be awesome.

Jump off

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SoAL Gilder: Christine.jumpOffCliffs();
cdougL5089: much better
SoAL Gilder: you could build a method in main and pass cmuStudent objects to it though, coul,dnt you?
cdougL5089: yes
cdougL5089: but it wouldn’t make much sense
SoAL Gilder: lol
SoAL Gilder: thats how i do things 😛 they dont make sense
cdougL5089: because it wouldn’t have access to cmuStudent’s private members
cdougL5089: (the various meanings of that statement notwithstanding)
SoAL Gilder: well, cmuStudent doesnt HAVE any private members
SoAL Gilder: i declared all its methods and variables public
cdougL5089: so cmu students have no private lives?
SoAL Gilder: nope
cdougL5089: … yeah, that sounds just about right

Throwup

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breakmybrain: can you make me a throw up face?
SoAL Gilder: ummm
breakmybrain: I thought you were some sorta computer wizard
SoAL Gilder: ~&~&%~D:
SoAL Gilder: there
breakmybrain: no good
SoAL Gilder: why not?
breakmybrain: throwup too watery
SoAL Gilder: ummm
SoAL Gilder: %% D:
breakmybrain: I need THICK vomit
breakmybrain: work on it
breakmybrain: ditch the physics and math
breakmybrain: make me a barf face

Pi

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I am Ruppel: What id do…
I am Ruppel: is think of a radius of a circle
I am Ruppel: say…. 10
I am Ruppel: then, I’d find the largest do-decagon that would fit inside it while every point is at least or under 10 from the center of the dodecagon
I am Ruppel: I’d do the same with a do-decagon that went around the outside, this time making it only small enoug that no point exceeded to the inside of the circle, but nly touched
I am Ruppel: Then, I’d find the circumfrence of each do decagon
I am Ruppel: Then find the average of the two
I am Ruppel: which should be exactly pi
I am Ruppel: I mean, dead on pi
I am Ruppel: the most perfect decimal there is
I am Ruppel: Boo-yah
I am Ruppel: Cant touch this
SoAL Gilder: ….
I am Ruppel: duh-nuh-nuh-nuh