SoAL Gilder: *loves being law abiding*
eulalia062423: dude, life’s not fun without a rush!
SoAL Gilder: meh
SoAL Gilder: I like the slow grandma lane, tyvm
eulalia062423: *sigh* what are we going to do with you?
SoAL Gilder: give me a wheelchair and handicapped licence plate?
eulalia062423: DUDE!!!!! THAT”S A GREAT IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eulalia062423: OMG!!!!!!
Tag Archives: AlanV
What now
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J5261988: I coded color support into my telnet server.
J5261988: -WHAT NOW-
SoAL Gilder: oohhh
SoAL Gilder: fun
SoAL Gilder: what now? your mom!
J5261988: not “do what now” just what now. And it wasnt a question.
SoAL Gilder: do your mom!
SoAL Gilder: oh!
Rob
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SoAL Gilder: rob
microwave65: alan
SoAL Gilder: Rob!
microwave65: Alan!
SoAL Gilder: Bor!
microwave65: Nala!
SoAL Gilder: Orb!
microwave65: not fair
Spanish
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SoAL Gilder: spanish- studied vocab, wrote funny story with akshat abt bill clinton and his clone
Elenya DoUrden: my god
Elenya DoUrden: my non existant god
SoAL Gilder: ?
SoAL Gilder: lol
SoAL Gilder: y
SoAL Gilder: whats wrong
Elenya DoUrden: bill clinton????
Elenya DoUrden: <<-- still laughing
SoAL Gilder: ...
SoAL Gilder: actually, bill clintons clone killed george bush
SoAL Gilder: and bill became dictator of canada
SoAL Gilder: and then he killed "casa blanbca"
SoAL Gilder: and everyone ran away to brazil
SoAL Gilder: and his dog died so he was sad
SoAL Gilder: I think that was basically it
Elenya DoUrden: LOL!
Boobs
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SoAL Gilder: i drew a pretty picture in orchestra
Elenya DoUrden: really
SoAL Gilder: it was a girl
Elenya DoUrden: what of?
Elenya DoUrden: k
SoAL Gilder: pamala anderson I think it was
SoAL Gilder: big boobs
SoAL Gilder: it was fun to draw
Elenya DoUrden: …
Elenya DoUrden: i’ll bet
SoAL Gilder: wanna see it sometime?
SoAL Gilder: Ill scan it..oh wait
SoAL Gilder: nm
SoAL Gilder: Mita tore it up after I labeled the picture “Mita”
SoAL Gilder: I thought it was flattering…
SoAL Gilder: girls are so weird
SoAL Gilder: but dont girls WANT big boobs?
Cuss
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SoAL Gilder: yes, im mad 😛
SoAL Gilder: can u tell?
Elenya DoUrden: hey, if you don’t want to cuss i will for you
SoAL Gilder: lol
SoAL Gilder: ok plz do
Elenya DoUrden: HOLY FUCKING CHICKEN SHIT COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKING CUNT LICKING ASS RAMMING SUPERINTENDANT
Elenya DoUrden: that good enough?
Gamecube
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TYteStuff1126: i don’t think that my GCN will work anymore
SoAL Gilder: uh oh
SoAL Gilder: what happened
TYteStuff1126: i just had an orgasm/sneeze/puke on it
SoAL Gilder: …
TYteStuff1126: i orgasmed
TYteStuff1126: then sneezed
TYteStuff1126: then puked onto my gamecube
SoAL Gilder: …
SoAL Gilder: eeewwwww
School
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blackmercenary03: so man…schools out
blackmercenary03: what u gonna do
SoAL Gilder: i know 😛
SoAL Gilder: im bored 🙁
SoAL Gilder: want more school
blackmercenary03: omg
blackmercenary03: no
blackmercenary03: NO
blackmercenary03: lol
Late
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SoAL Gilder: whens the party?
blackmercenary03: family is getting late to go to the party lol
SoAL Gilder: oh
SoAL Gilder: lol
blackmercenary03: its supposed to be at 8 i think
SoAL Gilder: lol
SoAL Gilder: better get going
blackmercenary03: yeah
blackmercenary03: my family is running late
blackmercenary03: my sister jsut rna by in a towel…
blackmercenary03: oh god…
Rejection
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evilstagefright: heh
*** Auto-response sent to evilstagefright: Humph.
I know when I’m not wanted, evilstagefright
X(
*cries*
*runs away*
SoAL Gilder: k
evilstagefright: are u over my rejection
SoAL Gilder: yes
SoAL Gilder: no
SoAL Gilder: *cries*
SoAL Gilder: *runs away*
evilstagefright: *smiles devilishly*
SoAL Gilder: lol
SoAL Gilder: EEEVVVILLLL
SoAL Gilder: hey you even have it in your name!
SoAL Gilder: EEEEVVVVVILLLLLL
evilstagefright: DAMN YOU
evilstagefright: you found me out
SoAL Gilder: yus
evilstagefright: now i have to kill you
SoAL Gilder: ono
SoAL Gilder: *dies*