Lard

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Alan: and i ate a bucket of lard yesterday
Alan: im gonna grow fatttt
Echidnapi: heh
Alan: and for breakfast i had a stick of butter
Alan: covered in sugar
Echidnapi: mmm
Echidnapi: with some flour that would be a dough boy

Physics

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Alan V: apparently, i fail at physics
Alan: because youd have to throw a ball at 883 m/s
Alan: to get my equations to work
ima2ba: well, I think we’ve established that you and Dan aren’t doing that well with the physics…
Alan: no, this is for calc
ima2ba: that means you fail at calc…
ima2ba: and calc fails for resorting to physics…
ima2ba: and physics fails for existing…

Nested list

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matts0226: holy crap…
matts0226: i’m trying to create a nested list 32768 levels deep
Alan: ??
Alan: hahahaha
Alan: and?
matts0226: it’s done over 650 garbage collections
matts0226: over 800 now
Alan: holy crap
matts0226: i don’t know when it’ll finish
matts0226: it’ll probably destroy emacs
matts0226: i declare…this is quite a site to see though
matts0226: i’m probably killing the poor machine…maybe i shouldn’t have done this on andrew

Puyo

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Alan: wanna puyo when this is done?
Alan: and can i invite matt?
TimMierz: Sure, come on by whenever, and bring whoever you want
TimMierz: Unless they’re like serial killers
TimMierz: Or Keith
TimMierz: I don’t want no Keithage in here

Marielamobile

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Alan: Mars, you need to make us a Marielamobile
Mars: What’s that?
Dan: It’s a car that drives around dispensing bio info. It’s like an ice cream truck. Biologists run up to it, a little terminal pops out, and they get their information.

Quotes

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TimMierz: Oh wow
TimMierz: I’m a quote goldmine tonight
Alan: yep
TimMierz: Do I get a trophy?
TimMierz: Or maybe a pizza?
Alan: you get a trophy made of pizza
Alan: or a pizza made of trphies
Alan: your pick
TimMierz: Yay, a pizza trophy

Jello

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Alan: *fills keith’s tuba with jello*
Alan: that would actually kinda suck…
Alan: the jello would go in but itd be hell to get out once it hardened
Alan: i want to fill something with jello now!
Alan: what can i fill with jello?
TimMierz: His mouth, while he’s sleeping
TimMierz: Then he’ll stop breathing
TimMierz: And die
Alan: XD
TimMierz: Then you can stuff him
Alan: umm
TimMierz: And you have a new stuffed Keith