Alan: Why is this weather so nice?
Keith: Someone put a lot of care into making it?
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Ears
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Ian: Oh man, that Greg. He’s all, “My ears hurt from wearing a headset.”
Tim: Yeah. I know, right?
Alan: He has you on speaker.
Tim: He can hear us?
Ian: When I said his ears hurt, I meant they hurt in the… great way.
Tim: Greg’s ears are the best ears that ever eared.
The Fence
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Alan: Wait, did KGB take the fence?
teisenbe: Yeah, we prevented occupy. KGB rules with an iron fist.
Spanish
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Tim: To make a word spanish, you just use “el word-o”
Alan: So purple is… el purple-o?
Tim: Now you’re getting it.
Alan: The grape is el purpleo?
Tim: No! It’s “El the grape is purpleo!”
Glomp
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KaizokuNicoChan: Beware my Super Happy Funtime Cookie Glomp Mark Three! It has a 70% chance to charm you!
SoAL Gilder: oh i see
SoAL Gilder: no chance of that happening
KaizokuNicoChan: Nooo!!! +100% resistance to charm!? How…can this be!?
KaizokuNicoChan: I still have another status attack! BEWARE MY BEAK!!
KaizokuNicoChan: *performs ‘WTF?’ in which I run around aimlessly screaming “ZOMG CHICKEN PENGUIN KJADAKFASKFSL!!! HELP HELP OH YES TAKE ME OH NO HELP WHEE FUNTIME FUNTIME!!” Which has a 60% chance to confuse.*
SoAL Gilder: and i use Ev’s pet bird attack, go!
SoAL Gilder: it inflicts 500 poop damage on you
KaizokuNicoChan: Oh…..damn.
Wombs
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Alan: we made lots of babies, you’re falling behind
Alan: you havent met your monthly quota
Elenya DoUrden: the hell.
Elenya DoUrden: does she lay eggs or something?
Elenya DoUrden: becase my monthy quota is 1/9 of a baby.
Alan: she has batches of 10, and pops one out every month or so
Alan: well, every 9/10s of a month
Alan: and we replace it
Alan: better evolve another few wombs, bitch
Elenya DoUrden: i’m evolving as fast as i can!
Elenya DoUrden: just give me a few more months
Elenya DoUrden: then i’ll be popping out babies like no ones business
Sleep
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Alan: Did you have a good sleep?
Tim: I think so. I wasn’t awake for most of it.
Emo
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SophrenX: just sending him a “meh” won’t do–he’ll think you’re all emo and sad and stuff
SoAL Gilder: its like elmo
SoAL Gilder: tickle me emo
SoAL Gilder: O.o holy crap i want to make that now
SophrenX: I thought about that the other day, ironically enough 😛
SoAL Gilder: take a tickle me elmo, dye its fur black, give it gothy makeup…
SophrenX: and everytime you tickle it, it can be all like “my life is a dark abyss”
SophrenX: or it cries instead of laugh 😛
Eels
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O100100001101001: Eel! O_O
CMU Alan V: elmo the emo eel
CMU Alan V: elmo the emo electric eel?
CMU Alan V: elmo the emo eclectic electric eel
O100100001101001: Elmo the eccentric emo electric eel
CMU Alan V: elmo the eccentric emo eclectic electric eel
CMU Alan V: i dunno, i kinda like “eclectic electric eel” by itself
O100100001101001: Yeah, more concise.
CMU Alan V: i wonder what a eclectic eel would do
CMU Alan V: eat all sorts of fish nondiscrimatorily?
O100100001101001: Maybe it uses AC and DC power.
Square
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Alan: What’s the clock do?
Keith: Generates a square wave.
Keith (in sterotypical stupid-movie style): Dude, you’re square!
Alan: … That totally doesn’t sound like something you’d say.
Keith: Totally? Totally awesome!