Prep

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Echidnapi: hey, I have a question, do you freshman have to take some class about alcohol?
Alan: yes
Alan: alcohol EDU -_-
Echidnapi: cmu freshman preperation gets better every year
Alan: they keep finding new ways for us to waste time 🙂
Echidnapi: at least that will be for next years frosh!

Camera

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Alan: ooooohhhh THATS what that jog dial on my camera is for!
Alan: it controls the PASM mode
Echidnapi: yeah, jog dials rock on cameras
Alan: OOHHHH ITS PRESSABLE! ITS A BUTTON TOO
Echidnapi: mines not a button,,,….I think……
Echidnapi: I hope not…then I’d be very confused again with my camera

Condition

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Alan: i wonder if i can get anyone to do anything if I barf on them
Alan: “give me a dollar or i’ll barf on you”
Alan: “it’s not like i do it on purpose, i have a medical condition… spazmotica barfosis”
Alan: “it’s a fear of not having money that leads to barfing”
Alan: “it’s incurable…. i can only control it”
Echidnapi: hmm….it might involve people running

Yus

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Alan: nothing sounds good with my name 🙁
Alan: i should change my name then
Alan: YUS
Echidnapi: thats subjective, I’m sure there is a name, I was gionng to suggest YUS as a middle name

Rat

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StopTheDolphins: if you had a bald rat, what would you name it?
Alan: Baldy
StopTheDolphins: NOoooooo
StopTheDolphins: that’s no good
Alan: Mr. Poo Poo Head?
StopTheDolphins: that works