Alan: i wonder if i can get anyone to do anything if I barf on them
Alan: “give me a dollar or i’ll barf on you”
Alan: “it’s not like i do it on purpose, i have a medical condition… spazmotica barfosis”
Alan: “it’s a fear of not having money that leads to barfing”
Alan: “it’s incurable…. i can only control it”
Echidnapi: hmm….it might involve people running