Gas

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* J5261988 does the hulk thing. “You’re making me gassy. I don’t think youre gonna like me, when I’m gassy.
J5261988: And instead of ripping my shirt, I could rip ass.
J5261988: woo!
J5261988: The incredible man with indigestion!

Fart II

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* Supine Pastry farts.
Supine Pastry: GOD DAMNIT! NOT FUCKING AGAIN!
SoAL Gilder: O.o
Supine Pastry: Why does you fucking name have to be right under Johnny b’s?
Supine Pastry: lol
Supine Pastry: two time now.

Away

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SoAL Gilder: see if my new away message works
eulalia062423: lol alright
*** Auto-response sent to eulalia062423: SoAL Gilder: You suck!
eulalia062423: Yes I do!
eulalia062423: hahahahah!!!!!
SoAL Gilder: yay
eulalia062423: THAT RULES

IP

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SoAL Gilder: whats ip
SoAL Gilder: err
SoAL Gilder: up
conformistnon: ip-The 32-bit host address defined by the Internet Protocol in STD 5, RFC 791. It is usually represented in dotted decimal notation.

Ty’s mom

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J5261988: class TysMom
{
public:
bool done;
int age;
int ugliness;
void do_tys_mom();
{
done = true;
}
void age() {
age++;
};
}
TysMom s1;
J5261988: Ohhh. A class for Ty’s mom.
SoAL Gilder: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SoAL Gilder: OMG email that to him
J5261988: lol
J5261988: I should actually code a “Ty’s Mom” Simulator program and send him the .exe

Chored

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SoAL Gilder: whatd ya do?
EternalGilderLvr: walked, and chored.
SoAL Gilder: chored? O.o
SoAL Gilder: lol thats not a verb
EternalGilderLvr: Yeah it is!%^_^
SoAL Gilder: is it really?
EternalGilderLvr: Nope!^_^
SoAL Gilder: ^_^()

Post

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SoAL Gilder: your post 🙂
eulalia062423: damn fuck it
eulalia062423: god sonofa shit bitch
SoAL Gilder: hahaha
SoAL Gilder: you dont have to if you dont want to
eulalia062423: lol no i will! i will damnit!