(Playing Drawful, and Ian draws an owl with abs on its forehead)
Dan: How do I get my forehead that shredded?
(Playing Drawful, and Ian draws an owl with abs on its forehead)
Dan: How do I get my forehead that shredded?
(A jackbox game asks about books Gillian Flynn wrote, and Keith gets it right.)
Keith: Yeah, I’m just a Gillian Flynn expert. He or she is just such a great author.
(The “most liked” people in Drawful have animal icons; Ian has a headless penguin)
Greg: The animals get the crowns
Tim: The ones with their heads attached
(Talking about Kayleigh’s weighted stuffed seal)
Greg: Have your microwaved seal in under 2 minutes
Kayleigh: Yeah, yeah. In this house we also microwave dinosaurs and unicorns
(Talking about food differences between the US and the UK)
Keith: I guess I’m understanding that brits just don’t eat food
(Greg shows a picture of him holding his nephew)
Tim: The legs are huge!
Greg: No, I just think it’s the camera. The aperature…
Tim: So you put it on leg mode
(The drawful drawing is a shooting video game with small-looking targets)
Mars: Alan, you were “toddler hunt”?!
Tim: It’s just giving them M&Ms efficiently. It’s okay.
(Playing codenames)
Austin: What is snot other than nose pulp?
(Playing Blather ‘Round)
Tim: There’s a lot of yummy people
(Talking about old games… Tim had created “Beeline” and “Do you like toast, Alan” in college)
Ian: Do you like bees, Alan
Tim: Pitch it
Ian: It’s a game where you feed bees to Alan. You roll dice to see how many bees you feed to Alan, and then you win
Tim: Now are these actual bees and actual Alan?
Ian: Yes
Tim: I’ll sign my name on the dotted line. I think you’ve got a hit on your hands