Alan: What’s the clock do?
Keith: Generates a square wave.
Keith (in sterotypical stupid-movie style): Dude, you’re square!
Alan: … That totally doesn’t sound like something you’d say.
Keith: Totally? Totally awesome!
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Category Archives: Quotes
Fat flyers
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Ian: I hope in the future everyone’s fat and has suits that can fly.
Mark: We’re halfway there.
Things
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Alan: Ian would like it.
Tim: Ian doesn’t like anything.
Ian: I don’t like anything.
Mr. T
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Tim: &(o[(^-^)]o)~
Tim: It’s a chibi Mr. T!!!!
Cat sushi
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Tim: What doesn’t Greg like?
Alan: sushi
Alan: we can make kitty sushi
Alan: he wont like that
Tim: Yes
Tim: I see no problem with this
Tim: I also suggest making cats out of sushi
Tim: Meow
Alan: wait… cats out of sushi?
Tim: Meow
Alan: i… dont understand
Tim: Step 1: Get sushi
Tim: Step 2: Build cat
Tim: Step 3: Meow
Choices
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Ally: Choices are hard.
Alan: Let’s go shopping.
Mark: That doesn’t help with choices. That just gives you more choices.
Expensive
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Mark: These are too expensive.
Alan: That’s what she said.
Mark: I don’t know what that means.
Trisha: It means you’re a prostitute. And your rates are too high.
DVD
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Ian: DVD: The Movie. Coming soon to a theater very near you.
Poop
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Ian: This is your brain. This is your brain on poop. Brought to you by the association for a poop-free America.
Asian food
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Simiao: I thought he didn’t like Asian food, but it turned out he just didn’t want to die.