Keith: I shoot rays of terror at you.
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Sleep
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Alan: Did you have a good sleep?
Tim: I think so. I wasn’t awake for most of it.
Toast
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Greg: What do YOU make toast out of? Knives?
Emo
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SophrenX: just sending him a “meh” won’t do–he’ll think you’re all emo and sad and stuff
SoAL Gilder: its like elmo
SoAL Gilder: tickle me emo
SoAL Gilder: O.o holy crap i want to make that now
SophrenX: I thought about that the other day, ironically enough 😛
SoAL Gilder: take a tickle me elmo, dye its fur black, give it gothy makeup…
SophrenX: and everytime you tickle it, it can be all like “my life is a dark abyss”
SophrenX: or it cries instead of laugh 😛
Eels
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O100100001101001: Eel! O_O
CMU Alan V: elmo the emo eel
CMU Alan V: elmo the emo electric eel?
CMU Alan V: elmo the emo eclectic electric eel
O100100001101001: Elmo the eccentric emo electric eel
CMU Alan V: elmo the eccentric emo eclectic electric eel
CMU Alan V: i dunno, i kinda like “eclectic electric eel” by itself
O100100001101001: Yeah, more concise.
CMU Alan V: i wonder what a eclectic eel would do
CMU Alan V: eat all sorts of fish nondiscrimatorily?
O100100001101001: Maybe it uses AC and DC power.
Girl Power
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Ian: Girl power is milk intestines.
Vaginas
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nukeade: Those nasty nasty vaginas.
nukeade: Always bleeding and dropping babies.
An Alisa
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Vicki: What’s an alisa like?
Alisa: An Alisa is like a soft spring day when you’re on a picnic with your secret love. An Alisa is buttery like newly treated leather. An Alisa will fulfill your deepest desires and make you feel like the queen of the world. This is what an Alisa is like.
Pie
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ima2ba: I have your PIE!!!!
George Foreman
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(Playing Catchphrase)
Apphia: He turns things to gold…
Tim: George Foreman!