Alan: Wait, did KGB take the fence?
teisenbe: Yeah, we prevented occupy. KGB rules with an iron fist.
The Fence
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Fish
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Everett: The screen is swimming around. With Piranas. And Swordfish. And peacemaker fish that speak english and act as my peacetime negotiators with said aquatic life, so your wish of me not being gored by these swimmers is fufilled. I send one your way so you can also benefit from the help. They’re cheap, they work for food flakes.
Spanish
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Tim: To make a word spanish, you just use “el word-o”
Alan: So purple is… el purple-o?
Tim: Now you’re getting it.
Alan: The grape is el purpleo?
Tim: No! It’s “El the grape is purpleo!”
Fat man
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Tim (singing): The fat mannnn… it’s a man with a fat.
Flambe
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Tim: Today’s special: Silicon-based life form flambe
Fluffy cushion
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Ally: Oh that’s the fluffy cushion for the pushin’.
Rage
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nukeade: I AM THE GREAT STEVE GAROFF! I AM GOING TO BLOW MY RAGE OUT OF MY URETHRA!
Glomp
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KaizokuNicoChan: Beware my Super Happy Funtime Cookie Glomp Mark Three! It has a 70% chance to charm you!
SoAL Gilder: oh i see
SoAL Gilder: no chance of that happening
KaizokuNicoChan: Nooo!!! +100% resistance to charm!? How…can this be!?
KaizokuNicoChan: I still have another status attack! BEWARE MY BEAK!!
KaizokuNicoChan: *performs ‘WTF?’ in which I run around aimlessly screaming “ZOMG CHICKEN PENGUIN KJADAKFASKFSL!!! HELP HELP OH YES TAKE ME OH NO HELP WHEE FUNTIME FUNTIME!!” Which has a 60% chance to confuse.*
SoAL Gilder: and i use Ev’s pet bird attack, go!
SoAL Gilder: it inflicts 500 poop damage on you
KaizokuNicoChan: Oh…..damn.
Wombs
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Alan: we made lots of babies, you’re falling behind
Alan: you havent met your monthly quota
Elenya DoUrden: the hell.
Elenya DoUrden: does she lay eggs or something?
Elenya DoUrden: becase my monthy quota is 1/9 of a baby.
Alan: she has batches of 10, and pops one out every month or so
Alan: well, every 9/10s of a month
Alan: and we replace it
Alan: better evolve another few wombs, bitch
Elenya DoUrden: i’m evolving as fast as i can!
Elenya DoUrden: just give me a few more months
Elenya DoUrden: then i’ll be popping out babies like no ones business
Integration
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Keith: Yeah, derivation is much easier than integration. I mean, look at the South when they had to integrate their schools…