Feature

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Patrick: How’s the feature?
Allison: It’s coming. I just need to…
Patrick: Feature?
Allison: I…
Patrick: Feature? Feature? Feature? Feature?
Allison: I… uh… ahh…
Patrick: Feature?
Allison: I can’t form a sentence now. I’m so uncomfortable.

Hinge

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(Talking about moving beds up the tiny staircase.)
Ben: We had to cut her boxspring in half.
Jon: You braced it, right?
Ben: I used a hinge.
Jon: Did you use two hinges?
Ben: I used a hinge. She hasn’t fallen through her bed yet.