(Talking about how old comics had offensive things.)
Nicole: But it’s not okay to say ‘dickbag’?
Jonathan: What if it involved penis satchels?
Patrick: If ‘dickbag’ was representative of the time, it would be okay.
Nicole: Ye olde penis satchel?
Patrick: Yeah, ‘Ye olde penis satchel’ would be okay.
Stacey: We were going to look through past Thistles for photos of Jeff Lazlow.
Jonathan: From when he was not dead.
(Emily disapproves of the art for an article on taste.)
Emily: I don’t get it. It doesn’t make sense. Taste buds don’t wear hats. Especially backward hats.
Allison: Does anyone know when Jonathan’s getting in?
Daniel: Probably when he’s done saving lives?
Allison: Good point. I can’t be mad at him. He’s saving lives, looks good. He’s questionably in the navy, might be 45…
(Josh hands a board ed to Adam)
Josh: Would you be able to look at this thank you very much bye.
(Michael is acting copy manager and editor-in-chief)
Michael: Because people are not here doing their jobs, I am signing off on this for thirds. And finals. It is done.
Courtney: Greg, come help me.
Greg: It doesn’t require much manual dexterity, does it?
Courtney: Oh no, you don’t have to do anything. Just come look.
(Courtney shows the table of housing locations)
Courtney: So what would you put here? “Table table table title sounds good”
Nick: That sounds good.
Daniel: What?
Michael: How Pradeep is saying lies.
Daniel: Did you just… say… words?
Alan: Is this supposed to be “Housing Guide 2011-2012”? It’s for the 2012-2013 school year.
Courtney: Yeah.
Michael: How about just “Housing Guide 2012”?
Courtney: Then it doesn’t fill the space and I have to come up with more words.
Michael: “Housing Guide for 2012”?
Nick: How about “Housing Guide five 2012”?
Alan: Why are mushrooms so good? I love mushrooms.
Greg: Well, they probably don’t love you back. Because they are plants.
Alan: Except they’re not actually plants.
Greg: They’re fungi. Even worse.