(Talking about the new Google icons)
Ian: It’s like they talked to someone in the accessibility department like “What if we made *everyone* colorblind”?
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Flip
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(Talking about the election)
Michael: Apparently all I have to do to flip a state is to have left for five to ten years
Sea
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(Playing talking points)
Ian: Mice remind us of our primal fear of the sea and the animals in it
Cheerios
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(Mars is talking about taking their dogs to the vet)
Mars: We were afraid they were going to cut off their cheerios
Alan: Wait what?
Mars: Since Tristan loves cheerios, there are cheerios all over the floor…
Alan: Ohhh, literal cheerios
Tim: I thought that was going to be a euphemism
Treats?
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(Talking about trick or treaters)
Alan: We ran out of candy the first year and had to give out individual oreos
Tim: This is why you keep the soy sauce and duck sauce packets from Chinese
Find the Cake
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(Talking about weird things at weddings)
Mark: You have to go find the cake
Alan: What about slices of cake? If you want cake you have to go find a slice
Sharon: It’s like an Easter Egg hunt but with way more possibility of ants afterward
Production
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(Talking about how production would last past midnight for Michael, the EIC, and Greg, the copy manager. Isaac was the comics editor.)
Isaac: You mean the longest part of your day wasn’t writing the horoscopes?
Treemail
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(Playing Fibbage, where we find that trees in Melbourne have email addresses.)
Celia: I visited Melbourne and they didn’t say a single thing about these tree email addresses.
Isaac: Celia, come on. They’re tree-mail addresses.
Bench Press
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(Playing Fibbage)
Michael: I realized after putting it that a bench press on the ISS probably wouldn’t be a super effective workout.
Nukes
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(Playing Drawful where everyone thought the picture was a genie coming out of a chimney, but is actually “building a nuclear bomb”)
Isaac: We all know that nuclear bombs are commonly built with bricks and mortar.
Michael: Nuclear explosions are also known for being human sized.