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Alan: The boy with the sheep, and he did this when he lied a lot…
Keith: Little Bo Peep!
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Author Archives: Alan V
Borat
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Jennie (on Borat): Watching the movie was like witnessing a train wreck into a nuclear waste facility that ruptures and spews radioactive waste onto a pod of cute baby seals which mutate and fly off to sodomize small children.
Treehouse
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Apphia: Yeah. Topleka’s treehouse is *in* the Nile.
Plankton babies
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Ian: Plankton babies!
Mark: The new hit cartoon. Plankton baby adventures.
Ian: Yeah, plankton babies. They solve problems that plankton babies solve.
Alan: What?
Ian: It’s the theme song.
Later…
Ian: Yeah, plankton baby adventures!
Ian (singing): When you’re alone, you have no friends, you can be friends with plankton babies.
Ian: Except I’m not sure that plankton has emotions.
Tuna
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Alan: You win. Or I think you win.
Keith: I think I’m a tuna.
Periods
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Averto Laboris: although venus’s day is longer than its year
SoAL Gilder: how long is its year?
Averto Laboris: 224.7 days
Averto Laboris: its day is 243 earth days
Averto Laboris: no wonder women are from venus
Averto Laboris: it’s the only planet whose periods are all messed up
Party
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Tim: Turning on and off a flashlight is a terrible substitute for a strobe light.
Tim: I’m trying, but it just isn’t a party in here.
Macro-golf
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Ian: I want to play macro-golf. It’s like golf but they use bowling balls. You know the thin people on TV? They don’t win.
Shit
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Keith: I am completely full of shit.
Icons
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Alan (playing Innovation, to Ian): You have a lot of icons
Mark: He must be Greek Orthodox.