Alan: So who’s organizing dinner?
Mars: We’re playing Scrabble, so you are.
Greg: And I want to go to the gym.
Mars: And we want to go see Frozen. Get to it.
Ian: Yeah. Start filming Frozen!
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Author Archives: Alan V
Juice
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Ian: The Sesame Street juice boxes are a lie. They don’t contain the juices listed on the front.
Mars: Like Elmo?
Ian: Yeah. The Elmo one doesn’t contain Elmo juice.
Subtitles
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Ian: I wish this was subtitled but I guess this is live…
Mars: Actually, let me show you this.
Mars: Every week, we have to subtitle ourselves.
Ian: Do you have to subtitle what you’re actually saying?
Austin Eyebrows
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Austin Kicking
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Austin and Maja
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Poo Groom
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Alan: lol
Alan: i dont know what a bachelor’s party involves anyway
Zeke: I guess I did one for a friend in Arizona
Zeke: We just stayed up all night in the desert though
Zeke: And ate the groom
Alan: um
Alan: wat
Zeke: The bride couldn’t marry him until we pooped him out again
Zeke: That’s legal in Arizona though because it was a man poo
Alan: -_-
Alan: if the bride ate him would it still be a man poo?
Alan: does the gender follow the consumee or the consumer?
Zeke: Well, you are what you eat
Zeke: So I think she becomes male
Zeke: And then she can’t gay marry her man poo groom
New Year’s Champagne
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Andrew Bouncing
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Austin Hoodie
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