(Playing Survive the Internet, and Keith’s entry is “I’ve never been on a date with Ian”)
Greg: What was your prompt for that one?
Keith: “What’s a lie that everybody tells?”
Ian: Wait…
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Author Archives: Alan V
Ham
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(Playing Blather Round, and Green Eggs and Ham is the prompt)
Tim: I would certainly say it’s different than The Matrix
Tamagotchi
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(Talking about having Tamagotchis in class)
Mars: I had a teacher that would confiscate them and hang them from the ceiling. You could hear them die.
Stab
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(Playing a board game)
Isaac: She didn’t have to look me in the eyes as she stabbed me in the back!
Isaac: Actually, I guess you never have to look someone in the eyes as you stab them in the back
Julia Child
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Greg: Julia Child makes asparagus
Alan: Literally? Like she’s pooping them out?
Greg: No! Julia Child *cooks* asparagus
Alan: Okay, because that would be a very different kind of show
Greg: She is not a vegetable garden
Greg: Well, she might be now, because she is dead
Masks
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(Talking about how Football is still running despite COVID)
Ian: They’re outdoors and technically have a mask on
Babies
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Kayleigh: So it turns out quokkas don’t throw their babies at their enemies
Everyone: What are quokkas?
Kayleigh: An Australian marsupial
Greg: I think the only entity I know who throws their kids at enemies is Donald Trump
Sun
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(Playing Drawful)
Mars: I couldn’t figure out what the turkey was. I thought it was some sort of deformed sunshine.
Colorblind
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(Talking about the new Google icons)
Ian: It’s like they talked to someone in the accessibility department like “What if we made *everyone* colorblind”?
Flip
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(Talking about the election)
Michael: Apparently all I have to do to flip a state is to have left for five to ten years