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Author Archives: Alan V
Wander
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Ian: Keith, if you see Dan wandering around downstairs, he might be wandering around downstairs.
Ians
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Ian: That’s like when you put two mirrors next to each other and you’re like, “Whoa infinite Ians!”, except instead of infinite Ians, you’re in an aquarium.
Coffee
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(Playing Fibbage, and a question comes up about how a king was proving coffee was bad by making someone drink it every day)
Tim: Look at what great shape our country is in, with everyone having coffee every day
Turnip
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(Playing Drawful)
Greg: It looks more like Allegheny county than a turnip
Images
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(Making fun of how Survive the Internet gives you over 70 seconds to select between two photo prompts)
Alan: Quick! You only have 70 seconds left to choose your photo!
Greg: Oh no. I’ll look up the top 50 results for each of these on Google Image search and see which has better comedic potential
Lie
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(Playing Survive the Internet, and Keith’s entry is “I’ve never been on a date with Ian”)
Greg: What was your prompt for that one?
Keith: “What’s a lie that everybody tells?”
Ian: Wait…
Ham
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(Playing Blather Round, and Green Eggs and Ham is the prompt)
Tim: I would certainly say it’s different than The Matrix
Tamagotchi
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(Talking about having Tamagotchis in class)
Mars: I had a teacher that would confiscate them and hang them from the ceiling. You could hear them die.
Stab
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(Playing a board game)
Isaac: She didn’t have to look me in the eyes as she stabbed me in the back!
Isaac: Actually, I guess you never have to look someone in the eyes as you stab them in the back