Alan: Ohio has an… eye?
Tim: Yeah. It’s the third letter
Author Archives: Alan V
Vaccine
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Michael: Alaska knows how to distribute vaccines to populations pretty well because there was a movie about it
Bear
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(Playing Role Models, Tim’s animal defense mechanism is “Being eaten by a bear”)
Ian: Being inside a bear is the best defense
Tessellate
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Tim: I can tessellate!
Vengeance
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Ian: Puerto Rico two: Vengeance of bears!
Wander
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Ian: Keith, if you see Dan wandering around downstairs, he might be wandering around downstairs.
Ians
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Ian: That’s like when you put two mirrors next to each other and you’re like, “Whoa infinite Ians!”, except instead of infinite Ians, you’re in an aquarium.
Coffee
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(Playing Fibbage, and a question comes up about how a king was proving coffee was bad by making someone drink it every day)
Tim: Look at what great shape our country is in, with everyone having coffee every day
Turnip
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(Playing Drawful)
Greg: It looks more like Allegheny county than a turnip
Images
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(Making fun of how Survive the Internet gives you over 70 seconds to select between two photo prompts)
Alan: Quick! You only have 70 seconds left to choose your photo!
Greg: Oh no. I’ll look up the top 50 results for each of these on Google Image search and see which has better comedic potential