SoAL Gilder: yeah you dont complile php
SoAL Gilder: lol
SoAL Gilder: look! i got a html complier!
SoAL Gilder: it was only $500!
SoAL Gilder: IDIOT YOU GOT RIPPED OFF YOU CAN JUST USE NOTEPAD
SoAL Gilder: WTF??!?
Supine Pastry: lol
Supine Pastry: and there are people that dumb.
SoAL Gilder: yes
SoAL Gilder: i should make an html complier
SoAL Gilder: just a plain text editor with the “save as” replaced with “compile”
SoAL Gilder: and have it save in like .w4q format when you do a normal save
Supine Pastry: lol
Supine Pastry: That would be awesome.
Author Archives: Alan V
Jump off
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SoAL Gilder: Christine.jumpOffCliffs();
cdougL5089: much better
SoAL Gilder: you could build a method in main and pass cmuStudent objects to it though, coul,dnt you?
cdougL5089: yes
cdougL5089: but it wouldn’t make much sense
SoAL Gilder: lol
SoAL Gilder: thats how i do things 😛 they dont make sense
cdougL5089: because it wouldn’t have access to cmuStudent’s private members
cdougL5089: (the various meanings of that statement notwithstanding)
SoAL Gilder: well, cmuStudent doesnt HAVE any private members
SoAL Gilder: i declared all its methods and variables public
cdougL5089: so cmu students have no private lives?
SoAL Gilder: nope
cdougL5089: … yeah, that sounds just about right
Throwup
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breakmybrain: can you make me a throw up face?
SoAL Gilder: ummm
breakmybrain: I thought you were some sorta computer wizard
SoAL Gilder: ~&~&%~D:
SoAL Gilder: there
breakmybrain: no good
SoAL Gilder: why not?
breakmybrain: throwup too watery
SoAL Gilder: ummm
SoAL Gilder: %% D:
breakmybrain: I need THICK vomit
breakmybrain: work on it
breakmybrain: ditch the physics and math
breakmybrain: make me a barf face
Pi
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I am Ruppel: What id do…
I am Ruppel: is think of a radius of a circle
I am Ruppel: say…. 10
I am Ruppel: then, I’d find the largest do-decagon that would fit inside it while every point is at least or under 10 from the center of the dodecagon
I am Ruppel: I’d do the same with a do-decagon that went around the outside, this time making it only small enoug that no point exceeded to the inside of the circle, but nly touched
I am Ruppel: Then, I’d find the circumfrence of each do decagon
I am Ruppel: Then find the average of the two
I am Ruppel: which should be exactly pi
I am Ruppel: I mean, dead on pi
I am Ruppel: the most perfect decimal there is
I am Ruppel: Boo-yah
I am Ruppel: Cant touch this
SoAL Gilder: ….
I am Ruppel: duh-nuh-nuh-nuh
Journal
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SoAL Gilder: http://journal.alanv.org/
SoAL Gilder: mehzors
SoAL Gilder: replyzors
Iyapathy: I willzors
SoAL Gilder: i like this new layout
SoAL Gilder: it’s a lot more elegant than that stupid notebook paper lol
Iyapathy: We use a zors word somewhere in our sentences from nowzors onzors.
SoAL Gilder: yeszors
SoAL Gilder: even if sentences are one wordzors?
Iyapathy: of coursezors.
SoAL Gilder: YUSzors
Stalking
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Alan: im stalking you through your journal
Echidnapi: hmmmm
Alan: slowly gaining insight into your psyche
Alan: so i can manipulate you
Alan: make you train killer monkies into attacking the Dean so we all get free tuition
Echidnapi: heh, for reaons like that I disconnect myself from my sister just enough so we have to get to each other by memory through the internet
Alan: lol
Alan: fun
Echidnapi: so if one of us in our mission is comprimised , the other can go on
Alan: YUS
Echidnapi: incase say, you try to slaughter my family or something
Alan: *stalks your sister*
Echidnapi: or I to you..I mean *cough*
AlcoholEdu
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Alan: alcohol edu is so dumb -_-
UltimaPenguinX: when do we have to finish that?
Alan: dunno
Alan: im halfway done already
Alan: started this morning
Alan: lol
Alan: someone should fill out the survey at the beginning sayng they’re heavy drinkers
Alan: lol
Alan: and see how the program adapts
Alan: it keeps on saying “abstainers like you” to me
UltimaPenguinX: lol
Puppy surprise
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Alan: “surprise surprise puppy surprise”
Alan: “how many puppies are there inside?”
Alan: “there could be three or four or five!”
Alan: rememebr those?
Alan: those were so dumb
RampantVoices: haha no actually
RampantVoices: lol *shakes head*
Alan: they were dumb
Alan: you buy them, and open up their stomachs
Alan: and youd find three to five stuffed puppies
Alan: and of cousre oyu never got five 😛
RampantVoices: o.O
RampantVoices: that’s.. creepy..
Alan: lol
Alan: yeah they were
RampantVoices: “peel apart the inmobile carcass of a formerly pregnant dog… LOOK! BABY PUPPY CARCASSES!”
RampantVoices: someone just killed their dog one day and went, “you knwo what would make a good toy…”
Paranoia
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TimMierz: I believe the term is “paranoia”
SoAL Gilder: haha
SoAL Gilder: yes i am definetly parnoid
SoAL Gilder: *paranoid
TimMierz: You’re so afraid you can’t spell
SoAL Gilder: YUS
SoAL Gilder: im afraid of spelling
SoAL Gilder: ahhhh the worlds!
SoAL Gilder: O.o
SoAL Gilder: words
SoAL Gilder: *words
TimMierz: That’s so ironically sad
Termination
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Alan: dan losing == roxors
Alan: while(doesLose(dan)) alan.setMood(“Happy”);
Alan: 🙂
Dan: while (doesLose(dan) && alan.isHappy()) dan.kick(alan);
Dan: 😛
Alan: while(dan.kick(alan)) alan.holdUpObject(“Dan’s Computer”);
Dan: while (alan.isHolding(“Dan’s Computer”)) dan.steal(“Alan’s Computer”);
Alan: while(alan.getComputer.isStolen()) alan.holdHostage(mars);
Dan: !!!!
Dan: grrr you force me to play dirty
Dan: while (mars.isHostage()) dan.burn(“tcgs”);
Alan: while(dan.isBurning(“tcgs”)) alan.steal(dan.getGundamStuff());
Dan: compiler error – method getGundamStuff() does not exist in the dan class – none of it lives at cmu 😛
Alan: hmm
Alan: while(dan.isBurning(“tcgs”)) throw new OutOfObjectError(“Chicken strips, hot dogs, and fries”);
Dan: try { dan.eat(“fast food”); } catch(OutOfObjectError oooe) { dan.cook(“ramen”); }
Alan: if(dan.cook(“ramen”)) throw new OutOfObjectError(“ramen”);
Dan: try { dan.eat(); } catch(OutOfObjectError oooe) { dan.leadDaringCommandoRaidToSecureMars(); }
Alan: while(dan.isLeadingCommandoRaid()) dan = People.AGENT_SMITH;
Dan: System.out.println(“You know, Alan, the good thing about being me is that there are so many mes.”); while (mars.isHostage()) { dan.copy(); }
Alan: you didnt set dan.copy() to anything
Alan: System.gc();
Alan: System.out.println(“Byebye copies”);
Dan: ok fine i’ll make a linked list of dans, keep adding a new one, and then use an iterator to make them attack you 😛
Alan: ill take your linked list and set the head to null
Dan: i’ll set yuor mom to null 😛 then with the root gone, her child node is also garbage collected 😛
Alan: i already nullified dan though
Dan: grrr… um… mars did it while you were busy nulling me!
Alan: hmm
Alan: oh well
Alan: thats ok
Alan: we’re both garbage collected then
Dan: yay! mutual terminatino!
Dan: strange game – the only winning move is not to play