Nebooru: i don’t get porn
Nebooru: neither do i get hentai
Nebooru: it’s stupid
Patrick: yet you cyber
Nebooru: yes
Nebooru: that’s with a real person
Nebooru: a person who loves me
Nebooru: and thinks i’m hot
Nebooru: and wants to do me
SoAL Gilder: j/k h/k
SoAL Gilder: *j/k
dignifiediscord: hahahahaha
dignifiediscord: no, i like h/k
SoAL Gilder: haha
dignifiediscord: what would h/k stand for?
SoAL Gilder: honly kidding
SoAL Gilder: homestyle kicking
dignifiediscord: HAHAHAHAHA
dignifiediscord: i like “honly kidding”
SoAL Gilder: dont you dare go “ewww”
SoAL Gilder: or *gag*
SoAL Gilder: or *choke*
SoAL Gilder: or *suffocate*
SoAL Gilder: or *die*
SoAL Gilder: …wait, i wouldnt mind the last two
castironfeather: lmao
castironfeather: ewwww
SoAL Gilder: meanie
SoAL Gilder: whats wrong with objectifying girls anyway?
SoAL Gilder: what if we only see them as walking, talking boobs?
SoAL Gilder: and/or butts?
castironfeather: …………
castironfeather: I’m… going to kill you tomorrow
SoAL Gilder: haha
castironfeather: slaughtered..
castironfeather: butchered painfully
castironfeather: Castration by cheese-grater!
SoAL Gilder: oh god that… would suck
SoAL Gilder: your sn looks somewhat like “castration”
SoAL Gilder: castration feather
SoAL Gilder: eewww
SoAL Gilder: meanie >_< SoAL Gilder: pully = mean notstupid75: you must be mistaking me for someone else SoAL Gilder: :-P notstupid75: pully=super sweet and kind SoAL Gilder: haha SoAL Gilder: *grin* notstupid75: pully=loving angel notstupid75: pully=super smart SoAL Gilder: LOL
eulalia062423: if you see someone streaking, yeah it’s me. you might want to close your eyes or put on glasses.
SoAL Gilder: O.o
SoAL Gilder: *blinks*
SoAL Gilder: how about i take pix and send them to everyone at ppa
SoAL Gilder: …if my camera doesnt burn out
SoAL Gilder: >_<
eulalia062423: lol how 'bout FREAKING NO!!!!!!
SoAL Gilder: lol
eulalia062423: lol don't think anyone but college chicks needs to see that
SoAL Gilder: LOL
SoAL Gilder: BTW, that has been quoted
eulalia062423: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
SoAL Gilder: mwahahaha
SoAL Gilder: I WIN
eulalia062423: ALAN YOU SONOFABITCHASSHOLECOCKMONKEYMOTHERFUCKINGTURD!
eulalia062423: (all in the friendliest sense possible)
SoAL Gilder: you know me too well then
SoAL Gilder: maybe ill surprise you!
SoAL Gilder: maybe ill say…. i am having sex right now
SoAL Gilder: what would you say then?
SoAL Gilder: oohhh
SoAL Gilder: what now?!?
SoAL Gilder: I WIN
dignifiediscord: i would say… you are very adept at multitasking
Supine Pastry: I will fasion myself a wilderness suit out of bearskins from bears I wrestle with my bare hands, then I will travel to their houses, and construct giant bows to hurl ma-sized arrows into their houses.
SoAL Gilder: ummm
Supine Pastry: man-sized*
SoAL Gilder: lol
SoAL Gilder: i thought you meant the size of your mom
SoAL Gilder: which would be way too big for you to hold
SoAL Gilder: 😛
Supine Pastry: And I will also tame a bear who will be called William.
SoAL Gilder: O.o
SoAL Gilder: im passing info to vicki
SoAL Gilder: her job now 🙂
daniboo21: its time…
daniboo21: pass the torch
SoAL Gilder: *throws torch to vicki*
SoAL Gilder: *burns her to death*
SoAL Gilder: ….oops
daniboo21: haaa
SoAL Gilder: *runs away quickly*
daniboo21: hate it when that happens
daniboo21: run run
SoAL Gilder: oh well
SoAL Gilder: it was just vicki
SoAL Gilder: no harm 🙂
Later…
SoAL Gilder: how about i pass the burning mushroom to her instead?
SoAL Gilder: or the coffee cup with steam
daniboo21: that would work
daniboo21: mmm coffee
daniboo21: what flavor
SoAL Gilder: *throws coffee cup at her*
SoAL Gilder: *watches vicki get burned*
daniboo21: poor vicki
SoAL Gilder: *watches vicki dissolve*
SoAL Gilder: oops
SoAL Gilder: guess she really was a wicked witch
daniboo21: awe vicki
daniboo21: no more leader 🙁
SoAL Gilder: 🙁
daniboo21: magic to bring her back?
SoAL Gilder: nope she gone
SoAL Gilder: we all celebrate
SoAL Gilder: yar
Supine Pastry: yar owns
SoAL Gilder: lol
Supine Pastry: Its like, nerd pirates
SoAL Gilder: i are pirate dood
SoAL Gilder: yar
Supine Pastry: yar, we be comin upn some fat pipes
SoAL Gilder: i r teh 1337 p1r473 d00d
SoAL Gilder: hahaha
Supine Pastry: Yar, batten down the MP3’s, Warez, and ROMS, we be lootin on ar phat pipes!
Supine Pastry: Arrr!
SoAL Gilder: hahahaha
Supine Pastry: Ready the Firewire drive! We be goin broadband-side!
Supine Pastry: Yar-har.
Supine Pastry: Yar! Incoming sub7! Beware of yonder DoS attacks! Yorrrl. Draw your file sahring application of choice, mateys! The broadband is ripe for the pickin!